Desiree and Brandon: Part 4=)
Let's see what happened with Brandon...
BRANDON
Yup. I'm a mean soul. I did it. I broke up with her. And so suddenly too... I'm just cruel. But hey. At least I'm over with the 'Toots' crap.
I began telling her in her 'Barbie' like car and she started swearing and making all this fuss saying i met an older girl and a bunch of other garbage. Like hello? I hate women that are cougars. They are so wrinkly... so fuggedaboutit.
So anyways, then she booted me out leaving me stranded on Jerome St. Should've rode with Randy. Cuz I'm wet to the fullest.
So now, poor ol' (well young) gorgeous me has to walk to school... So saddening... well whatever... I'll just walk. It'll help me wake up.
...I bet you that a carpool of girls will come and offer me a ride. That's how good- looking I am. Oh my crappy wardrobe. I must really not like walking 20 miles to school (okay, okay, I'm really walking 20 blocks...)
I sighed to no one in particular saying, "Someone pick me up..."
"I'd pick you up any day."a girly voice squealed. When I turned towards the voice and oh my crappy wardrobe it is Rain Parker.
One word for her. And it's pretty long.
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.
And to make matters worse... her rude obnoxious sister Desiree Parker was sitting in the driver's seat.
I know I asked for someone to pick me up but not them...
Got two words for her.
Double EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.
It used to be very fun teasing her until that fateful day, March the 17th in the 10th grade. I still remember it up till now.
She came up to me and dissed me in front of the whole cafeteria since I threw a broccoli at her. I don't even want to tell you what she said...
In the past, she was what you call geeky. She had some serious frizzy hair that was always all over the place, glasses and yet she can see perfectly well as far as I know, and braces where I see pieces of meat. Now it's like she went to the spa for a good year and then come back.
Okay, Okay. She is kind of pretty... BUT NOT IN THE BEYONCE WAY!
But I think that's the reason Cindy doesn't like her. I don't know. Maybe she feels she's competition and she might be the shoo-in for the homecoming queen...WHOA! WHO AM I GOING WITH NOW?!?!?
"Hey Davis!"Desiree called loudly,"She wants your undivided attention." Another problem. She mad smart.
"What?!" I said looking at Rain feeling bothered from my thinking.
"Would you like a ride?" Rain asked sweetly. Ew! Even her teeth are crooked! Nah... I'm playin... they're pretty straight.
Desiree's fake smile that was plasterd to her face fell.
It's so obivious she hates me. And I can say the same for her.
Yup. I'm a mean soul. I did it. I broke up with her. And so suddenly too... I'm just cruel. But hey. At least I'm over with the 'Toots' crap.
I began telling her in her 'Barbie' like car and she started swearing and making all this fuss saying i met an older girl and a bunch of other garbage. Like hello? I hate women that are cougars. They are so wrinkly... so fuggedaboutit.
So anyways, then she booted me out leaving me stranded on Jerome St. Should've rode with Randy. Cuz I'm wet to the fullest.
So now, poor ol' (well young) gorgeous me has to walk to school... So saddening... well whatever... I'll just walk. It'll help me wake up.
...I bet you that a carpool of girls will come and offer me a ride. That's how good- looking I am. Oh my crappy wardrobe. I must really not like walking 20 miles to school (okay, okay, I'm really walking 20 blocks...)
I sighed to no one in particular saying, "Someone pick me up..."
"I'd pick you up any day."a girly voice squealed. When I turned towards the voice and oh my crappy wardrobe it is Rain Parker.
One word for her. And it's pretty long.
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.
And to make matters worse... her rude obnoxious sister Desiree Parker was sitting in the driver's seat.
I know I asked for someone to pick me up but not them...
Got two words for her.
Double EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.
It used to be very fun teasing her until that fateful day, March the 17th in the 10th grade. I still remember it up till now.
She came up to me and dissed me in front of the whole cafeteria since I threw a broccoli at her. I don't even want to tell you what she said...
In the past, she was what you call geeky. She had some serious frizzy hair that was always all over the place, glasses and yet she can see perfectly well as far as I know, and braces where I see pieces of meat. Now it's like she went to the spa for a good year and then come back.
Okay, Okay. She is kind of pretty... BUT NOT IN THE BEYONCE WAY!
But I think that's the reason Cindy doesn't like her. I don't know. Maybe she feels she's competition and she might be the shoo-in for the homecoming queen...WHOA! WHO AM I GOING WITH NOW?!?!?
"Hey Davis!"Desiree called loudly,"She wants your undivided attention." Another problem. She mad smart.
"What?!" I said looking at Rain feeling bothered from my thinking.
"Would you like a ride?" Rain asked sweetly. Ew! Even her teeth are crooked! Nah... I'm playin... they're pretty straight.
Desiree's fake smile that was plasterd to her face fell.
It's so obivious she hates me. And I can say the same for her.


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