Deeper Deeper

There once was a boy who was named Deeper Deeper. That was his nick-name, he got it cause he would always go deeper and deeper into the mud. One day Deeper Deeper was at school and the teacher (Who is a girl by the way) told everyone to do a report on whatever they wanted, but it was due tomorrow. So Deeper Deeper goes home and tells his dad he can’t think of anything and his dad gives him an idea. The next day he went to school and the teacher asks him to do his report so he stands up infront of the class, "Take off your shirt" he said to the teacher "Why?" she replies "It's for my report" so she takes her shirt off. "And your pants too" he said "Why?" "It's for my report" so she takes them off "Take off your bra and underwear too" Why?" It's for my report!" so she does so. "Now lay on your back on the floor" "Why?" It's for my report!" so she lays on her back. He lays on her "Deeper Deeper!" she yells and he goes deeper and deeper "Deeper Deeper Deeper Deeper Deeper Deeper!" she yells and he goes deeper and deeper.....