Dear Mega Pop Star!

Dear mega pop singer!,

Okay so there is no mega pop singer here but maybe one reading this? Well I have a dream. Just like Martin Luther King had a dream about the blacks having rights. Well I have a dream that I am going to be a singer or an actress. Yeah right, it won't happen you know why? Because I don't take lessons for either of those things and I have NO idea where I would even begin so I sit here in my room trying to strengthen my voice.
I really don't think the whole actress thing will work out either, I mean I can't even get a part in school plays let alone Hollywood! I absolutely refuse to work backstage also in the school productions because I want to be a star and darnit I will be, one of these days.

So Justin news alright? I found a few more people to go to this little dinner thing now I have to think of stuff for us to do BESIDES eating dinner and I have no idea what we are going to even be doing for that. Any suggestions are greatly appreciated? What would you do if you were in my shoes?
I hope ya'll tried out the whole "When Pigeons take over Williams Bird Bridge" Thing..I thought it was absolutely hilarious and I will be giddy with joy if I was going down the street and heard someone used that phrase.

Speaking of the whole dinner night thing have ya'll ever had any embarrassing dads? Well mine sings! He just breaks out into song randomly and its him usually making up his own version of the song. Like the get the party started song by Pink?
He starts singing, "Iiiiiii have to fart so you better get your butt out of here."
TALK ABOUT EMBARRASSING! Maybe I can lock him in the closet for the night and he'll forgive me? No that wouldn't work. I need him to cook. Darn him and his embarrassing dadness.

The other day I was sitting in health and my teacher made us do one of those relaxation type things kind of like meditating where she was like "Listen to my voice and think of your happy place. Think of the deep blue ocean and the rays hitting off the surface." Yeah one of those sappy things. Well I sat there trying to think of this happy place and I was happy! I saw Justin Mooney in the ocean in his swim trunks and boy does HE have abs!

Well he seemed to be running towards me so I was getting all excited but then I noticed he was looking passed me. I turned around and there she was! Kandance. I swear my teacher said nothing about this happy place turning into a nightmare but it did! Kandance ran passed me and hugged Justin and kept giving me this evil smirk that I wanted to smack right off her face. So the whole thinking of a happy place thing doesn't work let me tell you!

Which reminds me, my friend, lets call him Dingo was telling me about his happy place. He was thinking about purple elephants. Yes, he has this little fantasy about purple elephants. Anyway, when I had told him about the "When pigeons take back Williams bird bridge." He laughed and said that was totally ridiculous. I asked him what was so ridiculous and he said that instead of saying when pigs fly or when pigeons take back Williams bird bridge he says "When purple elephants fly out my butt."

I looked at him dumbfounded. Honestly? What was more ridiculous? But maybe thats the point of the sentence, the more ridiculous the more its unlikely to happen. What do you guys say?
Ha which reminds me have you ever seen Chelsea Lately? I absolutely love her! She is so hilarious! I love watching the part where she has 3 guests and they sit around this table just talking crap about all these different topics. Well whenever she has Jo Koy on there I always think of his son and his sons green peepee which is SOO wrong. If you have NO idea what I'm talking about Jo Koy in one of his comedy skits tells us that his five year old son colors his peepee green with perminant marker!

Jo Koy always tells us that we dont want to make his son mad or he might turn into the hulk. Its hilarious but its completely wrong to think about it every time I see him. Speaking of wrong Kandance just called me trying to talk it up about the party .She said she wanted to invite a few more guests. Right..but what was I going to tell her no? So I said ONLY two more guests but I have this achey feeling in my stomach. Something is not right with her.

Have you ever spaced out in class and just daydreamed? Well I do that all the time and its usually about Kandance. One time I walked by her in one of my daydreams and poked her with a spork so she jumped and threw her tray full of food up in the air and it fell all over her. Stupid I know and very childish but hey a girl can dream right?

ZOMBIE APOCOLYPSE! Sorry I was watching Dawn of the Dead and was wondering when the zombie apocolypse was going to begin. I mean it can scientifically happen right? So I decided if there was a zombie apocolypse that I would run to Dingos house because he has a house full of swords and knives and I know there is no way I would be able to shoot a gun so hand to hand combat would be the way to go.

I was reading these top ten worst things to do doing a zombie apocolypse and number ten was never to light them on fire because it would take about ten minutes to completely kill the zombie by burning them and something worse then a zombie coming after you? How about a zombie on fire! Talk about SOL! Haha. Well as much fun as its been I have to go and drink pickle juice. Yummy! So until tomorrow <3 peace.

Tonight: Picke Juice shots! Don't knock it till you try it! In fact, I dare you to try it. Tell me how you like it!
Tomorrow: I'll let you know how the pickle shots worked out and tell you about the dinner party!
Looking Forward Too: Kandances' guests[[yeah right]]