Dear Curiosity

Dear Curosity,

Yes I am starting this entry off as curiosity. Want to know what goes inside a random teenage girls head? Well this entry will tell you until I tell you about whacked out stories tomorrow. How about the Justin Mooney news?
I asked him to have dinner with us telling him that I'm inviting a few other people and that he can invite someone too. Well guess who he invites? Yeah, I'm sure you've got it. So its third period gym and Kandance walks up to me asking me where I live and all that so she can come! I'm completely dumbfounded and can't believe that Justin invited Kandance. Now I have to tell my dad that its going to be a group thing and think of at least five other people to invite.

So the other day I was watching Montel and these whacked out people with weird phobias. This woman was afraid of mushrooms so to help her get over her fear the staff from Montel bring out a mushroom. Boy was that stupid, the woman flips out and screams and then passes out somewhere in the audience. One of my crazy and not so brilliant people stories.

Talking about phobias I have a phobia. About two weeks ago I slept over at my friends house and she owned a seventeen magazine. I only get those magazines to read about the embarassing stories and you do too you know it. Anyway, I was reading this one story and it was talking about how this girl went over to her boyfriends house and layed down on his bed watching Titanic. Well the boyfriend got up to use the bathroom and she felt something weird. She got up and realized she had gotten her period and hadn't even noticed!

There was blood ALL over her boyfriends bed! She quickly grabbed his comforter and covered the bloody spots and ran out telling him she had to go home because there was an emergency. Later that night the girl talked to her boyfriend and asked him what he was doing. He told her he was doing LAUNDRY! Ever since reading that story I've had a phobia about getting my period in some embarrassing way. Isn't that messed up?

Hey do you wanna be one step closer to being a Brit well I'll show you how. Do you notice that when people say something that they actually mean the opposite like when they use air quotes? Like how Michael Meyers is so "funny" Well do this instead. When Americans write a sentence with quotation marks they tend to start with double quotes then go to single quotes correct? Well the Brits do it the simpilar way, they tend to do single quotes and THEN double quotes. So instead of doing air quotes with two fingers do it with one. See if anybody notices and then explain to them this weird little fact.

Getting too weird? Then I'll make it similar. If you are always one of those people that think inside the box try thinking outside of it for once. There is this story that I had read called suck it up where I learned the cool little British thing. Well I also learned another thing. If you want to be different instead of saying "Yeah, that'll happen when pigs fly." Try saying something like, "Yeah right! That's about as likely to happen as when the pigeons take back Williams Bird Bridge!" Don't catch my drift? Well then read the story.

Have you noticed how when you read more then one book a week your automatically considered a geek? Well I read at least one book a day and have been called a geek from my friend and when I tell her that I am not a geek she simply just calls me a nerd. Isn't that the same thing?

Anyway, the point of this is to say how reading actually does make you smarter. Your vocabulary can grow incredibly and you tend to learn a lot of things even if they are crazy or weird. My friend can be incredibly smart if she only opened a book once in a while. Get this, she got the Twilight book for Christmas of last year and still hasn't finnished the first chapter. Sad, huh?

Messed up stories before I leave you out in the dark.

1. Last week a guy that is known for coming into my work and singing or humming songs came in again. He started singing The Way You Make Me Feel by Michael Jackson in front of at least fifteen customers. I felt so bad for him that I started singing along with him, only when he noticed that I was singing did he stop and I finished the song myself. Talk about being left out in the dark.

2. A woman with a blonde joke website was telling her fans about her thirty year old neighbor. The woman kept walking outside and checking her mailbox. After the fifth time the lady was so curious she walked over to her neighbors house and asked her if she was expecting an important letter. The blonde neighbor says to her no, that she was on the computer and it kept telling her that she had mail.

3. One day after a rat dissection I walk into the classroom with my friend Alexa and call her a pancreas because she was acting weird. I was just acting stupid. My friend tells me to shut up and sits at her desk. A second later she walks over to me and asks me what pancreas means. I still laugh at my friend and her crazy mind. But on the bright side, she got the question right on the test the test the next day.

That's all for today seeing how I broke my promise yesterday about my entry being even more interesting I have to admit that I have one boring life. If you want to send me stories about yourself I will be sure to enter them and let people know that I got my stories from you. Otherwise I will be back tomorrow with weirder stories.

Tonight:Tired from work but tomorrow will have fresher ideas and a clearer mind.
Tomorrow:Expecting comments and stories from you crazy people and your weird lives :) Think outside of the box remember?
Looking forward too: Kandance showing up at our fifth year reuinion all fat and ugly. (Does that really happen?)