Dear Anime Wannabe

Why start out your diary "Dear Diary?" Isn't that just so plain and boring? What about, "Dear Love?" No! Thats too corny. How about, "Dear Panodras box?" That might work, lets try it out.
Dear Panodras box,
Why open the box that Zues and your husband had asked you not to open? Your curiosity got the better of you just like it did the cat. You do know what happened to the cat don't you? But by all means I would not have opened the box even if Leonardo DiCaprio was standing with it in his arms and no shirt on(I'm talking Titanic and Romeo & Juliet Leonardo DiCaprio times here). Because of you we have diseases and hatred. Everything bad that is going on in this world is because of you.

Okay thats just plain weird I will think of some other way to start out my journal. Although Pandora so happened to "release" all the bad things in the world I have to admit that humans can be terrible creatures but also brilliant. Take Mary Shelley for instance, she wrote the book Frankenstein but boy was that woman messed up and crazy! Even Adolf Hitler! That man was messed up beyond help but he was smart enough to even be able to control Germany even if it caused the Holocaust. We live in a world full of crazy people that honestly will probably cause the end of the world.
I say we should have a day declared now as Evangeline Peace Day where every August 5 we stand outside and hold hands all across the world. Although we will definitely have some problems reaching the majority of the people seeing that the oceans are in our way. Why does life have so many obstacles?

Speaking of obstacles! Justin Mooney became even more gorgeous over the summer if thats even possible. Talk about one hunky fellar, now its even more impossible for me to talk to him and ask him out especially when not only are girls staring at him but also guys. Yes even guys! I spotted Hurshey Sheral staring at Justin with eyes popping out of his sockets and Hurshey is probably one of the straightest guys I know! Despite his name.
Oh also the fact that Kandance is going out with him again is obviously a major "Off Limits" sign on his forehead. Seriously, there is an off limits sign on his forehead! Okay so maybe not his forehead but on his neck and okay maybe its not techincally a "sign" but its definitley a love mark yelling "This is Kandance's neck don't even THINK about it."
Quick off topic question, Ever watch anime? Yes I mean Japanese cartoons that oddly enough don't even look like Japanese people but Americans?! So since I never described how any of these people looked I will try to explain in anime style for example, "Evangeline Knox may freakishly resemble Kagome from Inuyasha" or how Justin closely resembles Takayuki from the anime show Kimi ga Nozomu Eien. My best friend also looks like the girl Ashe from Final Fantasy. Shes one sexy babe. My best friends name is Alexa in case you were wondering. Oh yeah one more person, Kandance, she looks like Himeko from the series Kannazuki no Miko xD Hehe notice that if you have ever watched any of these shows how I chose Kandance's look-a-like as a girl lesbian from the show.

I giggle because I secretly think that Kandance only uses Justin to hide her secret feelings about my best friend Alexa. Okay so maybe thats not true but Kandance is one major Paris Hilton wannabe.
I finally found out how I am going to start out my diaries now. For every topic that seems to be the major discussion in my diary I should just start it out that way like for example, the major topic on this was probably the anime look alikes. So possibly.. "Dear Anime wannabe"
Sure..why not. Not the best topic but eh its late and I'm sure my brain can't function a better title.
So yesterday I got out of bed and walked downstairs when my father looks at me and asks, "Why don't you ever bring your friends over here?" I explain to him that bringing friends to an apartment complex probably isn't the best idea and that us crazy teenagers might burn down the building.
He says its a chance hes willing to take so he wants me to invite this "Justin" kid hes heard so much about. My dad is freakishly weird. Why would I invite a hunky fellar like Justin into my 2 room apartment complex? Knowing Justin he probably has a humongous 5 story house{is that possible?} With a swimming pool and a pool table.
Why would I invite Justin at all? The last time I talked to him was in 4th grade when he asked to borrow my pencil which he never gave back.

Although this was a short entry I do have to say that as the diary continues it sha'll get more interesting, this I promise you.
Tonight:Rest from the best{my bed}
Tomorrow:My life shall continue and hopefully be more interesting.
Looking forward too:Inviting Justin over for dinner.
My dad made me write the Looking forward too section thinking that it will boost my confidence or something. Right, just because of him by tomorrow we are going to have to start looking for a new school to send me too because I'm going to be the laughing stock of my current school.