Dating Questions For Men

Believe it or not, but silent doubts and hidden questions exist in each and every romantic relationship. Regardless of whether it happens to be a couple dating each other for a week, or a man and a woman who have been happily married for a decade, there always exist a bunch of questions which guys secretly feel like asking their gals, and vice-versa. So what are these secret, unspoken dating questions? Well, let us find out.

Questions to Ask Her

However hard a man may try, understanding a woman completely and successfully always remains a distant dream. So if you ever come across a guy who claims to have understood women inside out, then either he is a stupid buffoon, or he could be one of those examples of surgical gender conversions. Believe me, there is no third option or possibility. Not being able to understand certain things about women inevitably gives birth to quite a few questions in a man's mind. Many of these questions are based on issues like romance, dating, marriage, commitment, relationships, etc. Here are a few questions that a guy is sorely tempted to ask his better half, but never quite does so.

• Why in the name of God is asking a woman her age so heinous a crime?
• When it comes to women, why are task complexity and the completion time required two inversely proportional things? For example, why is cooking is a twenty minute walk in the park whereas bathing and dressing ends up becoming a two hour marathon?
• If you happen to like a guy, then why do you always wait for him to make the first move?
• What is the best way to answer the question "Have I put on weight?" or "Do I look fat in this dress?". Does there exist any universally acceptable, ideal and safe answer to this question?
• When unconditional lifelong honesty is what you expect from us, how come we are left with no option but to lie when answering weight related questions or when giving our opinion on your newly tried recipes?
• Why are you women so crazily obsessed with something as dull and dead as the moon? I mean, we can understand if Neil Armstrong feels so strongly about it, but why you?
• Why is it that a woman getting a pimple is treated as a national emergency, whereas a guy getting a pimple is treated with disdain?
• Boys will be boys and having a wandering eye is something that we're born with. Why does it bother you so much? After all, we should all appreciate the beauty of nature, shouldn't we? (Wink!)
• Last but not the least, does size matter?

One-liners to Impress Her

This article would be incomplete without a couple of cute pickup lines and some conversation starter questions. Well, I won't disappoint you. Here are some of them.

• Babe, you must be a broom, 'coz you just swept me off my feet!
• Is it hot in here or is it just you?
• You know, if you were a new hamburger at McDonalds, they would name you McGorgeous!
• Well, I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking babe?
• Well, I may not be the best looking guy in this room, but hey, I'm the only one talking to ya!
• Going on a midnight drive around town with a guy you've just met...kind of risky, ain't it? But hey, what's the fun in living a life without risks?

Well, these were a few sample dating questions that you could ask your significant other. Sound confident, and don't stammer. What's more, don't commit a grammar crime because it is definitely going to act against you. All the best! Happy hunting, comrade!