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Cute and Funny Names for Your Pet Turtle

How hard is it to name a pet turtle? Quite a lot, considering that it simply needs to be perfect. So if you're looking for some creative inspiration, this Buzzle article has some cute and funny names to choose from.
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Funny names for pet turtle
Pro Tip # 1

Never, ever be in a rush to name your pet. Ideally, the name should be such that it goes with the pet's personality, but even if you want it to be completely goofy, do take the time out to observe and understand your pet. Give them a name they undoubtedly deserve.
It doesn't matter if you have a turtle, a tortoise, or even a tomcat, naming a pet is part pain and part pleasure. And then there's the realization that no matter what you name them, they're just not going to respond to it (dog parents can stay out of this discussion).

So basically, this entire exercise centers around pleasing the human, and that's you, of course. Therefore, instead of just listing out a row of names for you to pick from, we're giving you concepts as well. You may think of your pet turtle as a rock star, a film star, or even a celestial star, we've got just the right name for you to choose or be inspired from.

So you think your turtle is a...

Television Character?

Spock
Barney Stinson
Tyrion Lannister
Richard Castle
Joey Tribbiani
Walter White
Daenerys Targaryen
Morticia Addams
Buffy Summers
Lisa Simpson
Kate Beckett
Sarah Connor

Historical Character?

Alexander
Henry VIII
Julius Caesar
Christopher Columbus
Louis XIV
Constantine
Joan of Arc
Cleopatra
Sacagawea
Amelia Earhart
Pocahontas
Florence Nightingale

Literary Figure?

William Shakespeare
Mark Twain
Ernest Hemingway
Edgar Allen Poe
Oscar Wilde
Maxim Gorky
Jane Austen
Sylvia Plath
Virginia Woolf
Emily Brontë
Jhumpa Lahiri
Louisa May Alcott

Personality-wise, is your turtle...

Too Fancy?

Caleb
Ignatius
Maximilian
Zachariah
Gideon
Nicodemus
Tallulah
Penelope
Seraphina
Gwendolyn
Anastasia
Genevieve

Too Goofy?

Chubs
Zazzles
Tutles
Dribble
Tipsy
Ziggy
Margarita
Muffin
Oreo
Shelly
Tough nut
Hard hat

Too Ironic?

Cheetah
Speedster
Speedy Gonzales
The Flash
Jetson
Zoom
Shell shocked
Mishell
Bolt
Glider
Concord
Storm

Hope you're happy with the list, as it is sure to have inspired you to come up with your idea to name your pet turtle. If not, Leonardo, Raphael, Michelangelo, and Donatello work just fine!
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Published: July 29, 2014
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