Crisco

Sad but true...
A guy’s in the supermarket yelling "Crisco"! An employee says "Sir. It's on aisle 3". The guy says, "No. I'm not looking for the cooking oil." the employee says "Well then, what are you looking for?" The guy says, "I'm looking for my wife. At home I call her lard a**. In public I have some respect for her."

By Brenna Green
Published: 10/27/2008		 Your Contributions: Tell us a Joke! You don't have to be a Buzzle.com author to contribute to Jokes and Funnies. Submit a piece of your own right now!
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