Crazy Ex-Boyfriend

This is a story of a girl who fell in love,
With a boy who wasn’t much to be proud of,

At first he was pretty sweet and really cool,
It took a while to realize he was such a tool,

One day he said her shirt was too low cut,
But trust me this girl is far from being a slut,

When he told her to never talk to guys in class,
She started to realize he was such a stupid ass,

After she found out all he did was smoke weed,
She begged him to stop and of course he agreed,

But what she didn’t know and eventually found out,
Was that weed was one of many things he lied about,

It doesn’t matter though because she dumped him at long last,
Now she can put all of his drama in her past,

I don’t know how he ever got someone so strong and so sweet,
He’ll probably end up with a hooker off the street,

Someone like him doesn’t deserve someone so great,
He says he wants her back but its too little too late!