Costume Party
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Two men walk up to the front door of a house and knock. A man answers.
"Can I help you guys?"
"We’re here for the party"
"Didn't you hear? This is a costume party. Have to dress as your favorite emotion."
"What emotion?!"
"Yea see I’m painted green because I’m green with envy. Come back when you’re dressed up and you can come in."
The two men look at each other and strach there chins. About a half a hour later the two men knock again. The man opens the door and sees the two men standing there butt naked. One has his d*ck in a bowl of what looks like pudding. The other has his inside a pear.
"What are you doing?! I told you to dress up as your favorite emotion!"
"We did. I’m f*cking dis-cus-tid"
"And I’m Deep in-dis-pear"
"Can I help you guys?"
"We’re here for the party"
"Didn't you hear? This is a costume party. Have to dress as your favorite emotion."
"What emotion?!"
"Yea see I’m painted green because I’m green with envy. Come back when you’re dressed up and you can come in."
The two men look at each other and strach there chins. About a half a hour later the two men knock again. The man opens the door and sees the two men standing there butt naked. One has his d*ck in a bowl of what looks like pudding. The other has his inside a pear.
"What are you doing?! I told you to dress up as your favorite emotion!"
"We did. I’m f*cking dis-cus-tid"
"And I’m Deep in-dis-pear"
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