Confusing Questions

I am always amazed when I read or listen to some of the confusing questions. And mind you, the object of my amazement is not the confusing question, but the person who first came up with these discombobulate questions. A very simple yet confusing question is, 'Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?'. Or maybe a really thought-provoking question, 'Can you daydream at night?' is surely a confusing question. If you are having a confusing question about what the heck am I trying to say, then the following jumbling questions and answers will get you out of your dilemma.

Jumbling Questions and Answers

• Q. Why did the gum cross the street?
  A.Because it was stuck on the bottom of the chicken's foot.
• Q. Why did the fish cross the ocean?
  A. Just for the HALIBUT(hell of it)!
• Q.Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
  A. Because goofy can talk and is therefore superior to pluto in the eyes of Walt Disney
• Q. If the sky is the limit, then what is space?
  A. Over limit

Puzzling Questions about Life

• If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the other's here for?
• Do people who spend $2 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water know that spelling it backwards is Naive?
• Does pushing the elevator button more than once, make it arrive faster?
• Why do we kill people who kill people to show them that killing people is wrong?
• Can atheists get insurance for acts of God?
• Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected?
• How important does a person have to be before he is considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
• Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
• Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out!"
• What do you call male ballerinas?
• When standing in line at the bank, fast food, or ticket line, why do people create two feet of imaginary space between themselves and the person being waited on?
• If you get an honorary degree from a college, does it entitle you to get an honorary job?
• Why when men get older, do they lose hair on their heads but grow more out of their ears and nose?
• Why is it that when someone tells you that there's billions of stars in the universe, you believe them. But if they tell you there's wet paint somewhere you have to touch it?
• If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

Puzzling Questions About Love

• When two people marry, they say, "you may kiss the bride". What do they say if two MEN get married?
• If love is blind, why is marriage such an eye opener?
• If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
• "Do you really love me?'
• Is gravity responsible for people falling in love.
• If marriage is an institution and love is blind, wouldn't married couples in love belong to an institution for the blind?

Mix-up Questions that Make You Think

• When cheese gets its picture taken, does it say 'me'?
• Why does a 'slight tax increase' cost you $200 and a 'substantial tax cut' save you 30 cents?
• Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavoring, and dish washing liquid made with real lemons?
• If firefighters fight fire, then what do freedom fighters fight?
• Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
• If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
• If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call?
• Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
• If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
• If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
• If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
• If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?

These were some of the rhetorical questions that have no correct answer. You will also enjoy reading some confused quotes. You can come up with your own funny answers for these confusing questions. I hope these questions keeps you amazed for a minute or so.