Comical Quotes on Life

"Humor doesn't just make you laugh, it tends to make you forget your bad times as well".

The best example of the power of humor is the huge pile of comical quotes and sayings which stress on several negative aspects of life...and more importantly, life itself. Some quotes are full of satire, while some highlight the heights of creativity, but all of them have one thing in common - they celebrate life!

Comical Quotes and Sayings About Life
Everyone has something or the other to say about their life. While most of them fall short of words to describe it, some tend to do it with tremendous ease. Some even go a step further and create beautiful quotes about life. There are thousands of quotes about life, but the one trait which makes some quotes stand out is the humor in them. Here are a few of the best comical quotes on life.

• 'A perfect method of adding drama to life is to wait until the deadline looms large.' - Alyce P. Cornyn-Selby.
• 'Anyone seen in a bus over the age of 30 has been a failure in life.' - Loelia.
• 'Death is life's way of telling you you've been fired.' - R. Geis.
• 'Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.' - Will Rogers.
• 'Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.' - Will Rogers.
• 'I always wait for the Times each morning. I look at the obituary column and if I'm not in it, I go to work.' - A. E. Matthews.
• 'Life is just a phase you're going through...you'll get over it.' - Unknown.
• 'Live every day as if it were your last, because one of these days you will be right.' - Unknown.
• 'There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.' - Oscar Wilde.
• 'There are two different kinds of people in this world: those who finish what they start, and' - Brad Ramsey.

For some people this is a satirical take on tedious life, while for others it's just a way to make life more cheerful. Either way, funny quotes and sayings can make your life meaningful by adding a bit of mischievousness to the otherwise plain environment.

Comical Quotes About Men and Women
Many a time, a particular section of society becomes an ideal 'subject' for several comical quotes and sayings. Here are some such quotes about men and women, which will, no doubt, make the opposite sexes out there quite happy...at least most of them!

• 'Behind every successful man there is a surprised woman.' - Maryon Pearson.
• 'Don't give a woman advice; one should never give a woman anything she can't wear in the evening.' - Oscar Wilde.
• 'A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.' - Lana Turner.
• 'Never trust a husband too far or a bachelor too near.' - Helen Rowland.
• 'One should never trust a woman who tells her real age. If she tells that, she'll tell anything.' - Oscar Wilde.
• 'A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's - That's because she changes it more often.' - Oliver Hereford.
• 'All men are not homeless, but some men are home less than others.' - Henry Youngman.
• 'Men who don't understand women fall into two groups: Bachelors and Husbands.' - Jacques Languirand.

Such quotes tend to become famous soon as both the sexes ensure that they smartly use them to convey their feelings to their counterparts!

Short Comical Quotes
If the quotes are too long, you tend to forget them and end up scratching your head trying to recollect the same. If you are suffering from this forgetfulness, here are some short and sweet comical quotes on life.

• 'Life is short, make fun of it.' - Unknown.
• 'Death is a once in a lifetime experience.' - Unknown.
• 'Hard work never killed anyone but why take a chance?' - Edgar Bergen.
• 'Life is the only thing you can't get out of alive.' - Unknown.
• 'Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it.' - Christopher Morley.

The best thing about these short comical quotes is that you can use them wherever you want. You can also get these quotes printed on your t-shirts or get them tattooed on your body!

These were some of the famous comical quotes on life coming from some immensely creative individuals, who have developed the ability to look at the lighter side of life. They might not have the charm of inspirational quotes, but the right blend of humor and optimism in these comical quotes and sayings make them do one of the best things in our lives - bring a smile on our face!