Christmas Jokes for Kids

When it comes to Christmas jokes for kids, punch lines do not really matter, but the way they are told, do! You can come up with simple and even silly stuffs and get your kids laugh till they are breathless. However, as I said, delivery and enactment is the key! Kids, at their age, are not really influenced by what they hear, but with what they see and observe.

Christmas Gags

#1. What did the crow say on Christmas morning?



#2. What would you get if you cross a cow with an earthquake?



#3. Why does Santa never shave his beard?



#4. What looks like a Christmas tree, stands like a Christmas tree and glows like a Christmas tree?



#5. Why do you think that Santa Claus is a man?



Some Knock Knock Christmas Jokes
Knock knock jokes are always fun for kids. Here are some for you and your kids.

Knock Knock
- Who's there?
Your Gift.
- Your Gift who?
Your gift, get it or it's gone in 10 secs!

Knock Knock
- Who's there?
Your Father
- Your father who?
Your father idiot!

Knock Knock
- Who's there?
No one!
- No one who?
No one me!

Knock Knock
- Who's there?
Sing
- Sing Who?
Whooooooooooo...!

Knock Knock
- Who's there?
Donkeys
- Donkeys who?
Donkeys bray, not who!

Knock Knock
- Who's there?
Knock Knock
- Knock Knock who?
Knock Knock the knocker!

Knock Knock
- Who's there?
Tuna Fish
- Tuna Fish who?
You cannot tuna a fish, but you can tune a guitar!

Knock Knock
- Who's there?
Mary and Appy
- Mary and Appy who?
Mary Christmas and Appy New Year!

Funny Christmas Riddles

#1. What is it that the Santa Claus never loses?



#2. Four elves behind one elf and four elves in front of one elf. One elf in the middle. How many elves are there?



#3. What lies in the middle of Christmas?



#4. If you light a green Christmas tree with red and blue lights, what does it become?



#5. How can Santa ride into some distant land on Saturday, stay there for 4 days and come back on Saturday?



#6. Which is the 7 letter word in English which everyone pronounces wrongly!



#7. How many gifts does Santa bring from the Antarctica?



#8. What would you need to spot Santa coming on his sleigh, 30 miles away?



#9. Why did Santa get a huge bill for his mobile phone?



#10. Who has eyes, two ears, two hands and two legs, but no nose?



The element of joke and humor is present in every single thing in this Universe. What is needed, is a keen eye to brush the dust off these things and give them the life of laughter and fun. So, joke all the way through this Christmas and enjoy this blessed time of winter with the love and warmth of your family! Have a Hilarious and Merry Christmas!