Cartoons

Cartoons are probably the first thing we saw on television! Tom and Jerry, Disney's Mickey & Mini, Donald & Daisy, Goofy and the list goes on and on. Cartoons are not only watched by kids but also by adults. This section on cartoons will take us back to the feeling of being kids once gain, make us forget all our worries by taking us to a different world and fill our mind with fun and laughter!

Story Minute: "Like Father"
His father left them when he was three…
the K Chronicles: "Trouble"
Keef being nosy again.
(th)ink: "Garbage!"
Let's keep our trash in the tabloids...
Story Minute: "Mother Load"
The nouveau riche mother had an only daughter.
the K Chronicles: "Helping Hand"
Keef will buy for you.
the K Chronicles: "RIP MCA"
Sigh.
Story Minute: "Secrets and Lives"
She loved to snoop into other people’s things.
Story Minute: "Star Stuck"
The woman believed that the stars determined all….
(th)ink: "Googly Eyes"
Coming soon...
the K Chronicles: "Toilet Train-wreck"
More adventures of the Incredible Cuteness of Being!
Story Minute: "Disappearing Act"
One day people started to just pop out of sight.
(th)ink: "Holla-Gram"
First Tupac...
the K Chronicles: "Death Penalty"
Keef tells like it is.
Story Minute: "The Last Racist"
The pot was almost thoroughly melted.
(th)ink: "Instant Terror"
Just add...
the K Chronicles: "30 Days of Knight!"
Keef's Kickstarter is complete!
Story Minute: "Photo Finish Part II"
There was finally a picture of one of the photo-phobic twins.
the K Chronicles: "Little Vics on Crutches"
Keef conveys the little things to appreciate..
Story Minute: "Photo Finish P+I"
Their twinness made them extremely photo-phobic.
(th)ink: 'Judged'
Act-division.
(th)ink: "Dick-Heart"
The opposite of the Mel Gibson flick.
the K Chronicles: Two Viral Emails
Keef explains the difference.
Story Minute: "Monu-Mental"
The war hero had died many decades ago.
(th)ink: "Walk-Off"
Tragedy in Florida.
the K Chronicles: "Family Ties"
Keef is confronted!
Story Minute: "Mixed Feelings"
She used to be a brilliant business woman.
(th)ink: Closer Than Ever
It's a big deal!
Story Minute: "Set Piece"
The movie star was secretly cheating on his wife.
the K Chronicles: "Start Kickin' In!!"
Keef announces his Kickstarter campaign!
the K Chronicles: "Severe Beating"
...by Keef's wife!!
(th)ink: "Virginia T-Shirt"
N/A.
Story Minute: "No Lie"
An inventor created an infallible lie detector. This invention could change the world! True…
(th)ink: "70 Years Later..."
The circle is complete.
the K Chronicles: "Republican Reality"
Keef hopes for more debatin'!
Story Minute: "Uniformless"
The couple always dressed in identical outfits.
(th)ink: "More Panels"
From Darrell Issa.
the K Chronicles: "Peanuts-quoting Peanut"
Keef's kid sez the darndest things...
Story Minute: "Do You Copy?"
He had known there was something phony about the all…we interrupt this strip with a word from the author.
Story Minute: "The Best Revenge"
The road to success had been rife with potholes…
the K Chronicles: "Life's Little Vics"
The original! Since 1994!!
(th)ink: "Offensive Play"
Poor taste: A Super Bowl tradition!
the K Chronicles: "Come On Ride This Train"
An appreciation.
Story Minute: "No Surprise"
Nobody liked Mr. Know-It-All for obvious reasons. You’re a Know-It-All…I know that.
the K Chronicles: "Tim Thom-miss"
Keef on the Bruins goalie snubbing the White House.
Story Minute: "Reconstitutional Rights"
One cloned murder victim did not want his old brain back.
the K Chronicles: "In Defense of Paula Deen"
Keef defends the Food Network star.
Story Minute: "No Time Off"
It was hard to get away with murder anymore….NAB!
Company Car
Cartoon about life in school.
the K Chronicles: "What a Rippin' Knight!"
Keef reflects on his reunion concert with his band.
Story Minute: "Reality Check"
You are getting sleepy…sleepy…
(th)ink: "Mayor's Race...and More"
Cheers!
the K Chronicles: One Day at Costco
Next stop: Best Buy!
Story Minute: "Planet Spigot"
Gifted people on spigot were forced to share their talents.
the K Chronicles: The Prophets Return!
Keef's band is back!!
Story Minute: "The Excusioner"
The psychiatrist excelled at offering indulgences.
Cartoon Facial Expressions
Every cartoon character requires an accurate depiction of cartoon expressions to portray what it is feeling. This is easier said than done as achieving this requires a strong balance between all the features on the character's face.
Funny Cartoon Faces
Are you interested in drawing funny cartoon faces using simple shapes? The following tutorial will serve as a guide and help you learn how to draw cartoon faces.
Create Your Own Cartoon Character
So you want to create your own cartoon character, well, don't fret, read this article for a comprehensive guide on how to go about creating your very own animated character.
the K Chronicles: "Cell Phones"
Keef looks forward to the future.
the K Chronicles: "Definitive Definitions?"
No, but they should mean this...
(th)ink: "In-occupy"
A week later, he was laid off.
the K Chronicles: "German Slideshow Tour Too"
Keef continues his slideshow tour.
Story Minute: "Lost and Foundling"
She set out to find the land of the lost things…
Story Minute: "Resonance"
Musically, there wasn’t much she could listen to anymore.
Die K Kronik: German Slideshow Tour!
Keef checks in from Deutschland!
Story Minute: "Moving On UP"
All he wanted to know about a woman was her address.
Finding X
Cartoon about life in school.
Story Minute: "No Big Deal"
Madame? Yes? It occurs to me that I have never tried to purchase your soul.
School Lunch
Cartoon about life in school.
(th)ink: "Yes, We Cain!"
Cain't we all get along?
the K Chronicles: "Oh Boy"
Boy Scouts exposed...
(th)ink: "Occupy on the Fly"
Some occupiers are luckier than others...
the K Chronicles: "Only in Los Angeles"
It can happen here!
Story Minute: "Any Time"
The God-For-A-Day contest had a runner-up prize…Clap Clap Clap…
Costume Contest
Cartoon about life in schools.
(th)ink: "Wheel of..."
...Torture!
the K Chronicles: "Oxycodon't"
Keef does drugs.
(th)ink: DADT's Demise
Good riddance!
the K Chronicles: "Little Vics Vapo-Rub"
More of those warm, fuzzy little victories!
Story Minute: "Sounds Bite"
Their downstairs neighbors complained constantly about noise. I’m sorry - was I reading too loud?
Story Minute: "Charmed Life"
The bracelet was a gift from her parents.
(th)ink: "Jaws"
The part where we bite back!!
the K Chronicles: "Stuff I Believe..."
Keef has come around!!
Story Minute: "Deadline"
As usual, she was pushing a deadline.
Academic Dishonesty
Cartoon about life in school.
The Gift
Cartoon about life in school.
Science Is...
Cartoon about life in school.
the K Chronicles: "Transitioning"
Keef's kid makes the jump!
Story Minute: "Tricked Out"
The Devil has turned bad to good and vice versa. So now what?
the K Chronicles: "Cried Flams"
Keef eats seafood in Bethesda!
Story Minute: "Upside-Downside"
Being good has been very good for me.
the K Chronicles: "9/11 Remembered"
Keef's K Chronicles that ran 10 years ago this week..
the K Chronicles: "Hell"
Keef describes his family's personal hells.
Story Minute: "Good Grief"
Madame, I’ve decided that I should become good. Uh oh.
Story Minute: "The Ghost Next Door"
She often wondered why it was so quite next door.
(th)ink: "Sept. 11, 2001 Redux"
A strip from ten years ago this week.
Parental Involvement
Cartoon about life in school.
(th)ink: "The Fitchuation"
Canceling each other out...
the K Chronicles: "One Day During Ye Olde Hurricane"
*Glub* *Glub* *Glub*
Story Minute: "Baby Blues"
Babies were way too cute…cootchy chootchy coo…
Story Minute: "Bill’s Barnacle"
She was determined to be part of his life every day.
Story Minute: "Brain Distrust"
People use only about one tenth of their brains.
(th)ink: "Rise..."
Inspired by the latest Planet of the Apes film.
the K Chronicles: "None of Your Business"
Keef asks the obvious.
(th)ink: "Fishy Fact"
It makes them crunchy.
the K Chronicles: "Occupied!"
Keef and son.
(th)ink: "Perry Black"
News from the set of the new Superman film!
the K Chronicles: "Life's Little Victories!"
Keef's putting together a Life's Little Victories book! Send your Little Victory to keef@kchronicles.
Story Minute: "Role Model"
She thought that everyone should behave like herself.
(th)ink: "One Man's Ceiling.."
Is another man's metaphor.
the K Chronicles: "SF/LA"
The same, but different!
Story Minute: "Trade Secrets"
The novelist became wildly successful.
(th)ink: "The 27 Club"
Everybody's dyin' to get in...
Story Minute: "Feelings"
So…how are you feeling today?
(th)ink: "The Latest Score"
Winning!
Story Minute: "Animal Crackers"
Some people hunt for sport and eat meat for pleasure.
(th)ink: "New Book"
Is Sapphire the new J.K. Rowling?
Story Minute: "Splice of Life"
The couple had decided not to have children.
Crying Macho Man: Tornado
Professor Z has another mutant do his dirty work in this X-men spoof.
Sleepy
Cartoon about life in school.
(th)ink: "Seen at the Local Farmer's Market"
Cracked.
the K Chronicles: "3rd and Fifteen!"
Keef ain't talkin' football!
Story Minute: "So Saurian"
The dinosaurs came back to set the record straight.
the K Chronicles: "Black and Whitey"
Boston mob boss found in sunny Santa Monica!!
Story Minute: "Losers Weepers"
It was not impossible to find the land of the lost things.
Story Minute: "Spaced In"
There were at least 10 to 50 billion galaxies.
the K Chronicles: "Stanley Cup"
Keef's impression of his beloved Bruins winning the Cup!!
Story Minute: "Frankenstein’s Daughter"
A classic ugly duckling, she was very unhappy. Ugh! Ha Ha!
Report Card
Cartoon about life in school.
the K Chronicles: "Loquacious Little Vics!"
More of Life's tiny triumphs!
Story Minute: "Baby Face"
The Boy’s cherubic face was a brilliant disguise…
the K Chronicles: "Suicide Jump"
Keef happens upon a tragic scene..
Story Minute: "Retribution"
Composition: Nickel, Iron - Velocity: 5200 KmPS
the K Chronicles: "One Day at Ye Olde Sports Bar.."
What the buck?
Story Minute:" Angel Bait"
Yank! Plop! Bam Bam Bam Bam Blam! Blam! Blam! Blam! Blam! Ping Boom! Sigh
The K Chronicles: "Baby Poo"
The gift that keeps on giving...
Story Minute: "Bribery Will Get You Nowhere"
Madame Asgar is called on by a real wheeler-dealer.
the K Chronicles: "I'm In!"
Keef goes to see the President!
Story Minute: "Death Sentences"
The network news obituary writer was a perfectionist.
Story Minute: "Yea Sayer"
According to others, goals were almost impossible to attain.
Story Minute: "The Litigatrix"
The woman made her jerkiness work for her.
the K Chronicles: "Another Grossly Inaccurate.."
..Re-creation of a newspaper article.
Career Day
Cartoon about life in school.
the K Chronicles: "One Day at Ye Olde Anarchist Book Fair.."
Who's on first?
Story Minute: "Wish Fulfillment"
When the genie appeared, the woman had a lot to consider.
Story Minute: "Living Hell"
True remorse was achieved through advanced technology. I am sor-ree.
Story Minute: "Address Book"
There are practical things to consider when a loved one dies.
Story Minute: "Bull’s Eye"
He was a statistician for the National Trade Commission.
Story Minute: "Nightshades"
The evil queen was not getting off scot-free.
Crying Macho Man: Call to Battle
The X-Men are thrown into the heat of battle in this Crying Macho Man spoof!
Story Minute: "House of Pain"
He was a good man with bad taste in women.
Story Minute: "Beauty Queen"
She was in her first beauty contest before she was even born.
Story Minute: "Pressure"
If he were only a lump of coal, he’d be a diamond by now.
Story Minute: "Clouded Vision"
He wanted to make art out of the ether.
Story Minute: "The Fame Game"
It was a big liability to be famous.
Story Minute: "Interfering Nature"
This documentary was the last they would do together…
Story Minute: "Gene Genie"
Personalities could finally be mapped out genetically. Aggressive…Cowardly…Joyful…Shy…Anxious…Greedy
(th)ink: "Haiti Quake"
One year later.
Story Minute: "Aesthetic Pugilism"
By the millennium’s end, art seemed to have shot its wad.
Crying Macho Man: Too Busy To Hate
Happy Birthday Martin Luther King Jr.
Story Minute: "Rest In Pieces"
The psychiatrist bought the old ghost-infested mansion.
Story Minute: "Bombs Away"
Terrorist: An overly opinionated person with a bomb…Manifesto…
Story Minute: "Black Cat"
She feared and hated her boyfriend’s cat.
Story Minute: "Bullet-Trained"
Deer were being outfitted in bullet-proof vests.
Story Minute: "Tastefool"
Everything she had was someone else’s refuse.
Story Minute: "A Room With A View"
Things live in shadow that cannot tolerate light.
Story Minute: "No One Special"
Four teenaged girls seemed to be a few too many.
Story Minute: "Ad Infinitum"
People just didn’t understand how wasteful advertising was.
Story Minute: "Misfortune Hunter"
Thinking positively comes naturally to some people….
Story Minute: "Summer Stalk"
Madame Asgar hears out a dissatisfied customer.
Story Minute: "Flagging Rights"
The flag-desecration amendment inspired artist everywhere.
Story Minute: "The Willful Woman"
She constantly changed her will to control her unruly brood.
Story Minute: "The Brush-Off"
The artists who represent good and evil are in hot competition.
Story Minute: "Daub Job"
Good and evil have become embodied in two opposing artists. Obscene! Saccharine!
Story Minute: "Chain Mailer"
The "Lucky" letter she started was full of veiled threats. Peck…Hunt…Peck…
Story Minute: "Life Sentence"
He would never let anyone finish a sentence.
Story Minute: "God Complex"
There had been enormous advances made in plastic surgery….Before….After….
Crying Macho Man: Highfalutin
Breakfast at Tiffany's just got nasty!
Story Minute: "Baby Or Boom?"
She was famous as the barometer of the world events.
Story Minute: "Talkin’ turkey"
It was a well-ordered society with zero unemployment…..Unemployment Office…..Closed until further notice.
Story Minute: "Rebel Without An Effect"
She often wrote stories in which everybody dies.
Story Minute: "Ante Cat"
The old dears really enjoyed their poker nights.
Crying Macho Man: UnBearable Encounter
On your mark...get set....GO!!!!
(th)ink: "Black-listed"
Seeking advice..
(th)ink: "Roman Holiday"
He's on his way.
Story Minute: "Dillusing It"
She believed all the fairy tales she’d ever heard.
Story Minute: "Underground Cinema"
Hers was the face on the cutting room floor.
Story Minute: "Best-Kept Secrets"
Back then, revealing a trick was punished by death.
Fourground
Exercise in hand drawn 3d perception.
(th)ink: "Shakespeare In the Park"
Scaled back.
(th)ink: "Comic-Con"
Ouch!
Story Minute: "Femme Fatale"
Men were her meat.
(th)ink: "Tase Me!"
--
Story Minute: "Soul Survivor"
Hello and welcome back to the show where we match your soul to how much it’s worth in "What’s Your Price?"!!
(th)ink: "Instant Replay"
What is it good for?
Story Minute: "Big Game Show"
Welcome back to the show where we find out, "What’s Your Price?" !!
(th)ink: "Oscar for Mel"
Buddy Movie indeed.
(th)ink: "Summer Disasters"
Even worse than "the Last Airbender".
Story Minute: "Game Show"
Thank You! Thank You! And welcome to "What’s Your Price?" !!
Story Minute: "The Final Insult"
Judy, Baby! Long time no see! Oh, Hi. Punch. I like the new look!
(th)ink: "Armed Services"
And so it goes..
Story Minute: "No Brain, No Pain"
It all started when he got that job in television.
(th)ink: "J-Po"
A (th)ink classic!
Story Minute: "Stress Test"
I haven’t seen much of a punch since he got a job in television…
(th)ink: "The Summer Assignment"
Oil spill...Can't do any worse.
Story Minute: "The Ace of Clubs"
Punch—what’s the matter? I quit my job here so the big hand took away my club.
Story Minute: "Wishboner"
Ok, make a wish. CRACK…
(th)ink: "Who's up for Hangin'?"
In sourcing. Please run week of 6/2.
(th)ink: "Got it Covered"
BP needs a new logo.
Story Minute: "The Age of Essences"
Greedy people bottled the waters of the fountain of youth….
(th)ink: "G.O.P. Strategy"
Courting Elena Kagan.
Story Minute: "Stopping Clocks"
The explorer never told where she’d found the fountain of youth…No Comment.
(th)ink: "3-(double)D"
Bursting off the magazine shelf now!
Story Minute: "Forever Young"
The explorer stumbled upon the fountain of youth…
(th)ink: "2 Steps Forward, 8 Steps Back"
The rise and fall and rise and fall..
Story Minute: "Unreal Estate"
The developers built on the site of the old amusement park.
(th)ink: "Ensured"
Let the scamming begin!
Story Minute: "Tunnel of Love"
The woman had grown up in the old amusement park.
(th)ink: "Tastes Like What?"
Something strange is brewing...
Story Minute: "Cupid"
She conceived her child in the tunnel of love…
(th)ink: "A New Breed of Tea Bagger"
They're going door to door!
Story Minute: "Unnatural Selection"
She was the one who ferreted out unwanted potato chips. Oh, how nice—another Abe Vigoda!
(Th)ink: "Badu to the Bone"
Gawd Bless Am-Erykah!!
(th)ink: "Soldiers Can't Handle the Truth?"
Just say Know!!
Story Minute: "Poor Relations"
He was the son of someone who used to be famous. Hi, Dad.
Story Minute: "Creating A Monster"
The computer launched her gossiping into a warp drive. "Let your fingers do the talking."
(th)ink: "A Teachable Moment"
Maybe not.
Story Minute: "Eating Out"
There were only two basic food groups left—Male and Female.
(th)ink: "Sign o' the Times"
From West Seattle.
Story Minute: "Credit Due"
Everyone wanted to take credit for her success. Thank you! Thank you!
(Th)ink: "Popular Tee"
And it shrinks every time you wash it (just like your equity)!
Story Minute: "Assertified"
She had always had a big problem asserting herself.
(Th)ink: "Trent Franks"
..Is a moron!!
Story Minute: "The Homely House"
As a painter, she had plenty of potential, but no hard cash. Pay up or get out.
Story Minute: "Water World"
The old industrialist really needed a fishing vacation.
Story Minute: "Catabolism"
From day one, the kid thought he was a cat. MEOW.
(Th)ink: "Black Her-Story Month Part Two"
Vonetta Flowers.
(th)ink: "Black Her-Story Month"
Henrietta Lacks.
Story Minute: "Generation Exit"
Subject: Vampires.
(th)ink: "50 Years Later"
The Greensboro Four.
(th)ink: "What a Difference a Year Makes"
You'd think they won the presidency!!
Story Minute: "Less Is Less"
Absolutely everyone had two heads.
(th)ink: "How Do You Spell Relief?"
Not B-U-S-H!
Story Minute: "A Fate Accompli"
The girl loved the boy in a backward time.
(th)ink: "Purple Heyzzzz"
Jimi's back.
Story Minute: "Planet Mensa"
She was the smartest person on earth and she knew it.
(th)ink: "The Cell Phone 500"
The latest controversial extreme sporting event.
Story Minute: "Repeat Performance"
When they finally broke up, she was hurt and very angry. CRACK!
(th)ink: "It's Almost Over"
Already threw up the new calendar!!
Story Minute: "No Bikini Atoll"
She couldn’t afford her usual winter vacation….
Crying Macho Man: Baby Bro
Be careful what you ask for Christmas!
(th)ink: "Y'all Better Recognize!!"
Getting racial with the facial..
Story Minute: "Clean Slate"
The man had too many painful memories. DON’T JUMP!
(th)ink: "Best Holiday Excuse"
Recession-buster comix!!
Story Minute: "Forget About It, Inc."
The founding father was an altruistic kind of guy.
(th)ink: "New School"
Smokin' in the Boys Room.
Story Minute: "No Thanks For The Memories"
A new customer walked into "Forget About It, Inc."
Story Minute: "The Invisible Friend"
He’d had a secret pal ever since he could remember.
Story Minute: "The End"
There was only one animal left in the entire world.
(th)ink: "Out of Bounds"
Clippers announcers are more offensive than the team is.
(th)ink: "Shake it Off!!"
"Did you say you felt dizzy or Disney?"
Story Minute: "The Shirt"
Choke—Shirt…Strangling Me!...
Story Minute: "Ball & Chain"
People often asked…where do your ideas come from?
(th)ink: "Comedian Steals Material"
..and it ain't Carlos Mencia!!
(th)ink: "Horse's @#$"
Damn Yankee.
Story Minute: "Dumb Luck"
He believed in omens.
(th)ink: "White Lines/Green Backs"
Comics that will make you *snort*!
Story Minute: "Symbiosis"
Madame Asgar….yes?
(th)ink: "Sweet Inspiration"
Halloween fun!!
Story Minute: "The Love Handler"
The woman was so sad that her friends thought she might die of loneliness.
Story Minute: "Gossip’s Fables"
One day, the town’s gossip became lost in the woods.
(th)ink: "Stop the Rush"
NFL news..
Story Minute: "P.O.V."
She was always quite proud of the way she saw things. WOW!
(th)ink: "Job of a..."
Can't remember.
(th)ink: "Dragged through the Muck"
..
(th)ink: It's A Boy
Your sister had the baby....
Story Minute: "To Err A Parent"
The old dame was very wealthy and very fond of good food.
(th)ink: "R U Ready 4 Some Health Care?"
Mebbe.
Story Minute: "Not In The Cards"
She learned early on…the best man for the job is a woman!
Story Minute: "Star-Crossed Lovers"
They had so much in common…
(th)ink: "Fox(y) Lady"
You can see it in her eyes...
(th)ink: "Dis-Mar-Ney-Vel"
You spilled mouse into my Wolverine!!
Story Minute: "Complimental"
Some girls just can’t accept a compliment…Way hip, oversensitive, attitude plus, insecure about height….Tap Tap.
(th)ink: "Two Much?"
Everything's bigger in L.A!!
Story Minute: "Doormat"
Yes, she’d slept with both studs…wink…nudge
(th)ink: "Health Careless"
It's all true!!
Story Minute: "Mystic Pizza-Face"
One of her acquaintances was interested in the occult…
(th)ink: "The Terminator Strikes Again"
Wiping out everything in sight.
(th)ink: "Auditioning for Fox"
How Lou can you go?
Story Minute: "Big White Lies"
For some reason, her host tried to impress her with his girlfriend’s clothing designs…Look turkey feathers! Oh, how nice….
(th)ink: "Hollywood's Biggest Stars"
Close-up, medium and long shots.
Story Minute: "Passive-Aggressive Axe-Murder"
?! Slam! Uh Oh!
(th)ink:"N.A.A.C.P.- Now More Than Ever.."
Happy 100th!!
(th)ink: "The Other Questions"
..for Sotomayor.
(th)ink:"King of Pap"
One King rises, another sinks..
(th)ink: "Fallen"
R.I.P.
"Tubal Libation"
He wasn’t a doctor with a Vicodin addiction and a genius for diagnosing odd diseases.
(Th)ink: "Great White Lines"
News with bite..
(th)ink: "The Revolution.."
Gil Scott was right.
"Auto Mottos"
Legal challenges in regard to slogans and mottos of license plates started in New Hampshire.
(th)ink: "gm"
Welcome to the Ought-tow industry!!
(th)ink: "The Right Bros."
Get rid of that prop!!
Story Minute: "Atlantis, At Last"
The explorers finally discovered the floating island.
Story Minute: "The Millionaire"
It was the first time she’d ever bought a lottery ticket. $115,000,000
(th)ink: "Man of Steele"
100 days and counting..
Story Minute: "The Yambolas"
Once there existed a third sex. First they convinced the men that other tribes would come to attack them.
(th)ink: "Steamed Rice"
Grilled, fried and steamed.
(th)ink: "Zoo-niversal Healthcare"
Now!!
(th)ink: "Octo-Mania"
Let the products begin!!
Story Minute: "The Ties That Bind"
He was terrified that crime would touch him personally.
(th)ink: "Outta Hand"
I blame the movies.
Story Minute: "A Man of Influence"
A genius director of Schlock movies, his work inspired perhaps too many people. CUT!
(th)ink: "Tis the Season"
Tradition.
Story Minute: "Mirage A Trois"
Madame Asgar introduces Mr. Know-It-All to Al Mirage…
(th)ink: "Crossing the Border"
Gotta stop 'em.
Story Minute: "Mixed Blessing"
Madame Asgar wants to ditch M. Know-It-All…
(th)ink: "March Madness"
Stats from the Big Ten.
Story Minute: "White Mail Blackmail"
Madame Asgar is still searching for useful things in the desert…
(th)ink: "Motown/Ho-town"
Detroit!!
Story Minute: "Desert Rat"
Madame Asgar has been in the desert too long…
(th)ink: "Real Change"
The man behind it.
Story Minute: "Mr. Know-It-All"
A stranger walks into Madame Asgar’s tent...
(th)ink: "The Good Ol' Daze"
Makes ya wanna cry.
(th)ink: "Americans aren't the only ones not working"
Multi-vitamins!! Multi-useless!!
(th)ink: "Another Scary Reboot"
Coming soon... if it's not already here!!
Story Minute: "Dumb Animals"
Superior intelligence supposedly made human’ lives sacred…
Story Minute: "Boning Up"
He started out as a lousy weatherman.
Story Minute: "Mr. Left"
He was perfect for her…
FOOM! 2009
Happy New Year!
"Driving Miss Crazy"
Christmas time in the Big City brings out the worst in Drivers
CRYiNG MACHO MAN: "Sweet Christmas"
Merry Christmas everyone and make sure not to eat too many sweets.
the K Chronicles: "One Day in Olde St. Thomas"
Keef reports from the U.S. Virgin Islands.
Story Minute: "Diving Intervention"
She dowsed everything with which she came in contact.
"Tree"
For many years I hated Christmas because the last good one I had was the last time I saw my brother alive.
Story Minute: "Dead Ringer"
Not only were there too many people living on earth…
CRYiNG MACHO MAN: "The Beatles were Bullies: Part 2"
These snapshots of the Beatles during the early years show the real reason they rose to fame so fast.
Story Minute: "Mexican Stand-Off"
The chili relleno concerned him a lot.
CRYiNG MACHO MAN: "Spoiled Tacos"
You got to be careful of what you eat! Check out why in my new cartoon!
CRYiNG MACHO MAN: "Trick or Vote"
On Halloween night, Palin and McCain go door to door to get your vote!
the K Chronicles: "Exercise/Energize"
Portland's doing it? Why not L.A.?
CRYiNG MACHO MAN: "Ironed Man"
Sometimes necessity is the mother of invention. Check out my latest cartoon.
(th)ink: "Don't Forget Me!!"
The G.O.B.W.
CRYiNG MACHO MAN: "Scooby Snack"
In this parody spin off, the Scooby gang takes the munchies to a whole new level.
the K Chronicles: "On with the Choe!!"
Keef sees a documents the documentary about the most interesting man in the world.
(th)ink: "UMiss Being High"
A recent study..
(th)ink: "Lady Birds"
Rule.
(th)ink: "Bo Knows More Than Diddley"
A large legacy left.
CRYiNG MACHO MAN: "Ding A Ling"
History shows, Sigmund Freud used dogs in therapy. See how therapists today are using this intervention in their practice.
Now, Endsville In Which A Young Nut Comes Out Of Her Shell
Okay, like nice guys are boring…wimpy. I like ‘em big and dumb. Loaded too. Do you really believe that, Jill?...
the K Chronicles: "What's That Shaking?"
Keef ruminates about his changing neighborhood.
The Think Under The Futon: Chapter IV: "Fame"
8:00AM Monday…The Thing Under The Futon keeps our home spotless and supplies us with these great lilac-scented balls. Now, we don’t want to lose that so let’s just keep this our own little family secret, OK?
(th)ink: "Stimulate This!!"
What are you gonna do with your ecomomic stimulus check?
The Thing Under The Futon: Chapter III: "Interviews"
Have any whats escaped from the zoo lately??...It east what??
One Too Many Cookies
That's why they say, 'Ya gotta have a balanced diet.' See why in my latest and greatest cartoon!
(th)ink: "Earth (sick) Day"
We're like the crabs.
The Thing Under The Futon: Chapter 1 – "It’s Discovery"
What’s that smell? Darling, I’m so glad you’re home! There’s something under the futon and it won’t come out.
Story Minute: "Utopia"
The world had too many people to survive.
the K Chronicles: "Love is.."
Keef be gettin' all squishy..
(th)ink: Let's Hear it for Teamwork!!
Who sez kids can't work together?
(th)ink: "If Dogs Could Speak.."
,,humans would bark.
the K Chronicles: "A Little Vics Klassic"
Celebrate 'em!!
"The Other Road"
The man trudged through the gray, dead landscape.
CRYiNG MACHO MAN: "Bangin' Money Market"
Wall Street won't be the same again!.
the K Chronicles: Is America Ready?
I'm not quite sure...
"Flight Risk"
I dreamt of a rat of interest to cat or maybe to bat what’s up with that?
CRYiNG MACHO MAN: "Cleveland the Quadriplegic Detective in: Dependable"
Cleveland thinks outside the box to solve this case!
Story Minute: "Atavision"
The woman was a dedicated psychic explorer…
the K Chronicles: "What's So Happy About It?"
Keef's wife wants to know.
Story Minute: "The Critic"
She was a bit too free with her opinions. You’re a load!
the K Chronicles: "Another Modest Proposal"
For all eyes to see.
"Soar"
I’ve been your therapist –What? – 14 years now? That’s right. Well, it’s time I let you go.
(th)ink: "Intense"
How CUTE!!
the K Chronicles: "One Day at Ye Olde Dentist.."
Ggllk...garggglle...gurgg..
"The Princess And The Pea"
The search was on for "Princess of the World." To compete, girls needed beauty, intelligence, kindness, and sensitivity.
CRYiNG MACHO MAN: "Prince's Guitar"
Find out what's in store for Fidel Castro after retirement.
"Remote Control"
The old man got bad news from his doctor. Time to make out a will…
CRYiNG MACHO MAN: "Mount Trashmore"
Listen to what our founding fathers really had to say to each other.
Story Minute: "Odd Odds"
The man accepted an intriguing challenge. I bet one billion dollars…
CRYiNG MACHO MAN: "Drooling Bananas"
If you don't like bananas, this strip will get you drooling over them.
Story Minute: "Onwego"
Nothing much happened in the little town anymore.
CRYiNG MACHO MAN: "Bad Times"
Iraq is having a bad time of it, but we've sent our main man to turn things around.
(th)ink: "Hot & Sweaty"
Feel it.
the K Chronicles: "Barbados Observations"
Keef 's random notes from his recent trip to Barbados.
(th)ink: "The C-word"
There's a new slur in town...
"Bar Sinister"
After many lean years, the man’s tavern began to thrive…
CRYiNG MACHO MAN: "Stop Alcohol Abuse Today!"
Learn more about the abuse that's going on right beneath our own mouths.
Story Minute: "Absolute Perfection"
To insult the Gods, one has only to create a perfect thing.
(th)ink: "Unclear of the Concept"
Get your own!!
(th)ink: "Cracking Down"
The war on performance enhancers gets serious.
"Dis Guy’s the One"
She knew that 80% of what she found attractive in men was strictly visual with a large dose of how they smelled.
CRYiNG MACHO MAN: "Cheapskate Flights"
Airlines are now offering inexpensive flights, but at whose expense?!
"Alternate U"
Check it out, professor – I discovered a portal with which I can view alternate worlds!
CRYiNG MACHO MAN: "Shanghai Surprise"
Who says China isn't embracing change?!
the K Chronicles: "S.F. Zoo Story"
Keef recalls his only trip to the San Francisco Zoo.
(th)ink: Who Owned 2007
What the past year will be most remembered for...
Story Minute: "Picture This"
Madame Asgar hears out an artist with a good line…If I draw it, it comes true.
the K Chronicles: "Year-End Highlights"
Happy New Year!!
(th)ink: "How Santa Does It"
The truth finally comes out.
the K Chronicles: "Merry X-Mass"
Uh-oh...
CRYiNG MACHO MAN: "Bing Crosby and Darth Vader are Neighbors!"
Check out the zany Holiday shenanigans these clowns are up to!
(th)ink: "Tree of Life"
Don't forget what's really important.
the K Chronicles: "So-Cal Christmas"
Keef highlights various So-Cal holidays displays.
CRYiNG MACHO MAN: "Rorschach"
Psychiatrists are cashing in!!!
the K Chronicles: "Don't Forget the Less Fortunate.."
..this Holiday Season.
CRYiNG MACHO MAN: "Shoo-Fly"
What really happens when a fly lands on your food for one millisecond
the K Chronicles: "Victories for the Holiday Season"
More of Life's Little Vics..Holiday-style.
CRYiNG MACHO MAN: "Match the Junkie to Their Fix"
Where have all the corner drug dealers gone?
the K Chronicles:"Live From Death Row"
Dead Tom Walking.
CRYiNG MACHO MAN: "Honeymoon"
Ahh! Remember your honeymoon. This couple sure can't.
(th)ink: "GreyHound Poop"
Greyhound makes some changes.
the K Chronicles: "Fighting Fowl with Foul"
Gunther vs. Nature
CRYiNG MACHO MAN: "Projection"
I'm sure you'll find this comic strip funny, but maybe I'm projecting a bit.
CRYiNG MACHO MAN: "Couch Therapy"
Freud is rolling over in his grave as we speak.
(th)ink: "Overheard.."
..at Qualcomm Evacuee Site in San Diego.
the K Chronicles: "A Scary Story"
Bloodthirsty zombies!!
"Retired"
Thank you, Nigel. You did a superior job training your replacement.
CRYiNG MACHO MAN: "Ass Burger"
What kind of diagnosis is this?
(th)ink: "What'd You Get This Halloween?"
Ooh!! Gimme summa dat!!
Scary Halloween
Halloween myths, witches, ghosts, costume, masks…
CRYiNG MACHO MAN: "Billy the Bully"
Why do bullies bully?
the K Chronicles: "Dolphins Win!! Thaaaaaaaa Dolphins Win!!"
Keef celebrates his favorite team's Championship win.
CRYiNG MACHO MAN: "Masked Wrestler"
In this comic strip you gotta watch your back. Good luck!
"Star"
First there was the big bang. (Or maybe there was something before that – who knows?)
the K Chronicles: "Tax Cuts for the Rich!!"
..are bad for America.
(th)ink: "Why Men Don't Eat Their Veggies"
Nudity!!
CRYiNG MACHO MAN: "A Short Coffee"
There a new size coffee in town that'll bowl you over. Check out what I mean in my latest strip!
(th)ink: (cess) Pool
"C'mon in!! The Blackwater's fine!!"
the K Chronicles: "Beyond the Valley of Life's Little Victories"
More of the little things we should celebrate...
Story Minute: "Nice Guy’s Finish"
She always fell for guys who would break her heart.
CRYiNG MACHO MAN: "Who Needs to Pay For…"
For those of you who value a dollar, here are a couple of ways to cut back on spending, BUT wait...
the K Chronicles: "What about US?!!"
Other US cities to the happenings in Jena, LA.
Story Minute: "Serial Romancer"
Don Juan wasn’t good-looking, but he didn’t have to be.
CRYiNG MACHO MAN: "Handicap Table"
What some people will do for a table. Check out what I mean in my latest strip.
(th)ink: "Category Six"
Reports of a storm brewing.
the K Chronicles: "Confesses"
See what the Church is up to...
"The Man and the Moon"
By the time the wolfman learned of his affliction he’d already met the love of his life.
the K Chronicles: "In-Laws In L.A."
Keef's in-laws come for a visit..
"Burnt Out"
Exhausted from hiking a sierran peak, a lot of travel and not enough sleep, I finally crashed at Burning Man.
the K Chronicles: "That's TWO K's.."
The first annual Keith Knight Convention.
the K Chronicles: "Life's Little Victories Re-Visited"
More of the tiny stuff we should be celebrating.
CRYiNG MACHO MAN: "Baby Fidel"
So this is how the whole mess in Cuba started!
(th)ink: "The Negative Influence of Wrap"
We've got to protect our kids from this cultural menace...
the K Chronicles: "Successfully Bitter"
Why do folks hate it when their favorite bands get popular?
"Plastic Sarcastic"
Plastic bags look great in trees, like airy dancing ornaments!
"On The Ponte Milvio"
Following a trend, the young Romans wrote their names on a lock, attached it to a chain on the ancient bridge, and tossed the key into the river.
the K Chronicles: "A Comic Strip is Bourne!!"
Keef gives birth.
Story Minute: "Human Guinea Pigs"
Finally, the scientists could experiment freely with humans.
the K Chronicles: "Prejudiced Against the Purple Man Since 1966!!"
Keef admits he's prejudiced.
(th)ink: "Still the Hardest Working Man in Show Business"
New James Brown material.
"Fantasy Land"
The San Diego Comic Con attracted 100,000 fans this year. It was too much.
the K Chronicles: "2 Jump or not 2 Jump.."
Keef wonders what others are thinking..
Story Minute: "The Old Witcheroo"
Being a witch in the 90’s was quite frustrating.
(th)ink: "the Original "Green" Industry"
Do we get what we pay for?
the K Chronicles: "Mini-Golf for Cheaters!!"
Keef, leader of "Team Dimpled Balls"..
the K Chronicles: "R.I.P.Porn"
Porn pioneer Jim Mitchell is dead...
"Manta City"
She was stuck in a half-dream state, unable to tell fantasy from reality at times.
the K Chronicles: "And the Vics Go On.."
More of Life's Little Vics..
"Confidentially..."
News Item: "Men indulge in gossip more than women about secret liaisons, inept lovers, and overpaid colleagues..."
(th)ink: "Barry Bonds"
What's gonna go big at auction..
the K Chronicles: "Let's Do Lunch!! (yeah, right)"
The novelty of Keef's move is gone...
"Gods Want"
She walked into the Halls of Gods ready to pray and make sacrifices.
(th)ink: "Early Training"
Has a World-class sprinter benefited from bigotry and Ignorance?
"The Fibonatural"
While searching for perfect beauty she learned about the golden rectangle.
Story Minute: "World Views"
When gravity quit, the world changed significantly.
(th)ink: New Greeting Card Lines
Coming soon!!
(th)ink: "Which Butt Doesn't Belong?"
Some butts don't belong on the beach...
the K Chronicles: "Life's Little Vics-Celebration I V-style"
Keef celebrates Little Victories and the 30th anniversary of Star Wars..
the K Chronicles: "Awn the Rode in Vague-Guess"
Keef visits his Pops again..
(th)ink: "New Ratings System"
The MPAA is reassessing its motion picture ratings system..
"And the Winner is: The K Chronicles!!"
Keef wins another award for Best Comic Strip!!
"Snakes On A Plain"
The sun glinting off the beds bed of nails caught her eye.
(th)ink: "Going...Going..."
..Gone-zales!!
the-K-Chronicles:"Undermining_the_Troops..One_Strip_at_a_Time"
More..evil..liberal...comix!!
(th)ink:--"To--Bee.."
Who-is-killing-the-great-bees-of-the-U.S.?
the-K-Chronicles: "Ahh..Smashing,-them-Brits"
Keef-gets-another-person-beat-up..
"I Love Sharks"
I love sharks because they are sleek and large.
the K Chronicles: "Random Observations.."
..from a new resident in Los Angeles....
Story Minute: "Penmanship Counts"
She could tell a lot about people by their scrawls…
(th)ink: "24 (seconds)"
Leaves her wantin' more..
(th)ink: "Listen to the Earth"
It's trying to tell us something.
"Opportunity Knocker"
The news outfit paid good money to air some student’s video of the massacre.
(th)ink: "3 Word Ban"
Russell Simmons' call to the record industry..
the K Chronicles: "Return of Ye Olde Skateboard"
Keef comes out of retirement...
"Noblesse Oblige"
The other night I heard a lively argument coming from the street. I’m not back up! You back up!
(th)ink: "The Original Ho"
He will be missed.
the K Chronicles: "The Original Bum Rush"
Keef honors #42.
"Bulgarian Rhapsody"
Dear, I’m worried about you going to Bulgaria for three months so I want to take out a life insurance policy on you.
(th)ink: "On-Airhead"
Another radio talk-show genius!!
the K Chronicles: "Life's Liittle Vics in HD!!"
More of the tiny things worth celebrating..
(th)ink: "How Do I Look?"
The U.S. (plastic) Surge..
(th)ink: "Three Feet Long"
How far have we come?
"Mojumbo"
Hey, professor! What’s with the phony Mojumbo box?
(th)ink: "News-Flash!!"
It's about time!!
the K Chronicles: "Lisa Nowak: Trendsetter!!"
The hot new thing coming out of Los Angeles..
"Pay Attention!"
Listen closely, my young clone. Before they wheel me off to the Euthanasia Parlor, I will tell you all my regrets and mistakes so you will know what not to do.
(th)ink: "the Need for Change"
Keef 's other job...
"A-Mends"
I ruffled some feathers recently by riffing on a New York Times article about an award-winning children’s book. A few librarians had objected to the use of the word "Scrotum" and had promised to boycott the book.
the K Chronicles: "Nuke Orleans"
Keef has some advice for the neglected and forgotten Crescent City..
the K Chronicles: "An Odd Breed"
Keef examines an interesting breed of L.A. man...
"Out of the Frying Pan"
Snowbound, the small community of religious zealots had run through all their food but the flour, eggs, and milk.
(th)ink: "Strong Black Video Console"
..but the game ends too early..
the K Chronicles: "Return of the Keef"
After three arduous weeks in Los Angeles, Keef returns to San Francisco for a visit..
"The Word"
The book, written for children 8-12, won the prestigious Newbery Medal. Normally, librarians around the country order multiples of these winners for their young readers.
the K Chronicles: "The Three Babysitters"
Keef & friends have brunch in Harlem...
"V Day"
The first time I was at Two Bunch Palms on Valentine’s Day was a few weeks after my marriage exploded.
the K Chronicles: "Home *Ech*"
Keef pinpoints why America is in debt and overweight..
the K Chronicles: "Just Say Whoa!!"
Keef's first week in Los Angeles..
"Telepathetic"
There weren’t many career options open to women of that era. She could remarry, but she loved here dear, dead husband.
the K Chronicles: "A K Klassic.."
Keef recalls his first trip to L.A..
"Tax Write-Off"
Last week I went to Las Vegas for a conference on "Skepticism in the Media" that benefited the James Randi Education Foundation.
the K Chronicles: "Land of Life's Little Victories"
More of the little things we should celebrate...
"The Pursuit Of Happiness"
The more the man wooed the beauty, the more it annoyed her.
(th)ink: "Little Known Film Fact"
A little tidbit that isn't really surprising...
Story Minute: "Punctured Fairy Tale"
She found him charming in a rough, uncouth way.
the K Chronicles: "Top Moments"
Keef recalls his top moments during 16 years in the City.
the K Chronicles: B.Y.O.F.
Keef goes apartment hunting in L.A.
"The Blasphemy Challenge"
She considered the atheist’s challenge to publicly blaspheme against God.
"Perfectly Human"
Everybody loved the guy. An inventor family man, philanthropist, and actor, he had humor, looks, fame, and integrity. What was not to like?
the K Chronicles: "Look What I Found!!"
Keef gets lucky..
"Portrait Of The Artist As A Young Feminist"
When I was in 4th grade Mr. Ruben held an election to find an artist to represent our class in the school art show.
the K Chronicles: "On the Move.."
Keef is moving outta town!!
(th)ink: "James Brown"
James Brown, A.K.A. The hardest working man in show business. A.K.A. The most sampled artist in hip hop history, has left the stage at age 73.
(th)ink: "R.I.P."
To the Hardest Working Man in Show in Business...
the K Chronicles: "Help the Coup Recoup"
Keef asks you to help some fellow artists...
"Doggonit" A True Story
Lots of daredevils and crackpots have tried to navigate the rapids below Niagara Falls in barrels.
(th)ink: "He's Dreaming of a White Christmas"
David Duke as a boy...
(th)ink: "Pretty Please?"
What one little boy needs for Xmas..
the K Chronicles: "The Return of Gravestones and Nightsticks!!"
The longest running show all across America!!
"In The No"
Having the most powerful telescope in existence comes with responsibilities, Wilmington. How so, sir?
(th)ink: "Another Real Call From Mor-Onstar"
Always there when you need them.
"Here’s Looking At You, Kid"
Ding Dong! Hello? Who’s that up like a dressed mirror?
the K Chronicles: "Soft Balls"
Recreational abusement with Keef!!
the K Chronicles: "Nice!!"
Who are the people in YOUR neighborhood?
(th)ink: "So That's How He Did It"
Commentary on the Michael Richards Race Rant...
(th)ink: "Just in time for the Holidays.."
Big Boobs!!
the K Chronicles: "I Have Seen the Light!!"
Let the Holiday Season begin!!
"On A Steep Hill" (Honesty Pill)
…So I told the nitwit you were out of town. But that was a lie. How do you justify that?
the K Chronicles: "On the Road Again.."
Keef is on his way to Seattle...
Story Minute: "Shadow Puppet"
He found his shadow developing a life of its own. It rocked when it should have rolled…and spewed when it should have chewed.
"Fish Tale"
They met in a tank at a freak show. Even though they had a lot in common, they were essentially incompatible.
the K Chronicles: "Son of Life's Little Victories!!"
More of the little things we all should appreciate..
"Trick or Trick"
I read here that women’s costumes for Halloween are trending more and more toward sexy.
(th)ink: "T.V. Technology"
For the love of T.V...
"The Interpreter"
…spiders lurching across the Playa…flares and tiny lights wobbling up to heaven…What the heck…? Time to get The Interpreter. She speaks "stoned."
"Cave Art Critics"
Artists were highly esteemed back in the cave days. The brutes who hunted absolutely believed paints had magical power that helped them kill their prey.
the K Chronicles: "Merry Meandering in the Mid-West"
Keef gets an invitation to visit Ohio State..
the K Chronicles: "What Germans Do Better.."
Sausage!!
"Flagged"
Wonderful! Roses! Boyfriend’s Cottage…
(th)ink: "Wish I Wasn't Here, Wish You Weren't There"
Sometimes, the grass ain't always greener...
"At Burning Man"
Thursday at midnight, I rode out to view the vortex with my three engineers.
(th)ink: "Who Needs A Stinkin' Gym?"
Urban Obstacle Course..
(th)ink: "The Newest Extreme Sporting Event"
Hello? The latest controversial extreme sporting event...The Cell Phone 500.
the K Chronicles: "Take a Picture, It'll Last longer'
Keef discusses a benefit of being a slob..
"Killer Cactus"
There weren’t many targets in his neck of the desert, so the hunter shot at Cacti. BLAM! It didn’t matter to him that this type was endangered – he figured he wouldn’t live forever, either.
the K Chronicles: "What Would you Do?"
Imagine if you will....
(th)ink: "Keef is Sick, Sick, Sick!!"
Andy Singer fills in for sicko Keef...
(th)ink: "U.S. Corporate Shame"
Another shocking Katrina statistic...
"Haunted Closet"
Her outfit that morning cried out for the cashmere sweater with the mink collar.
(th)ink: "Unclear of the Concept"
Keef is sick..Here's a (th)ink classic...
"A Rock’s Life"
How long has it been now – 3.5 billion years? It seems longer than that. Look at me. I used to be massive…mighty.
"Lie Lady Lie"
She was the Paul Bunyan of denial. Boyfriend walked out on her? No – He was disappeared by the C.I.A.
the K Chronicles: "San Diego Comic Con Highlights"
Keef reports from his annual pilgrimage to Geek Mecca...
(th)ink: " Darker Sentences"
Disparities in skin color, Disparities in sentencing..
"Bee Queen"
She was the reigning spelling bee queen of the world.
(th)ink: "Dire Forecast.."
..for New orleans.
the K Chronicles: "Mebbe High Gas Prices Ain't So Bad.."
Keef looks at the bright side of gas-gouging.
the K Chronicles: "101 Uses for a Dead Hippie"
Tips for the regular people.
"Punctured Fairy Tale"
She found him charming in a rough, uncouth way.
"On Reflection"
Hey! Check this Mirror we got in Narcissippi! Turn that knob and it shows how we looked when we were younger!
the K Chronicles: "Life's Little Victories: New Orleans Style"
Life's Little Victories fresh from the Crescent City!!
(th)ink: "Evolution"
How the human male will evole over the next 25 years..
the K Chronicles: "My Secret Identity Revealed!!"
Keef comes clean about is secret super-power..
(th)ink: "Fun With Dick.."
Another small footnote in history..
"Narcissippi"
Welcome to Narcissippi. How do I look? Terrific! How do we look?
the K Chronicles: "Movie-Star Sighting!!"
Keef runs into some famous folk..
(th)ink: "Another Reason to Thank Hip-Hop"
Droopy drawers!!
"Funny Money"
Well, Money Mountain erupted, and Mr. Head burned up all those beautiful green bucks…!
the K Chronicles: "Don't Worry, It's Almost Over"
A Salute to the World's Biggest Spectacle...
the K Chronicles: "Adventure Has a Name.."
Keef revisits one of his favorite flicks...
(th)ink: "iPod, Therefore i Am"
The latest in Advertising
"Money To Burn"
Say your prayers! Money Mountain is gonna blow!
"That’s Rich"
Look - $1000 Bills! Oh no! Money Mountain is getting ready to blow!!
the K Chronicles: "A Pox on You"
Keef takes a Learning Annex Course!!
(th)ink: "Happy(?) Birthday?"
25 years old.
"What Gives?"
What is this, ladies’ – A yard sale?
the K Chronicles: "My (Hammy) Vice"
BACON!!!
(th)ink: "Gooood Eatin'!!"
Hmmmm..Southern Cuisine!!
"Head Games"
We’ve got your maps to money mountain right here! Five bucks or a fifth of liquor.
(th)ink: "Marvel Comics' New Characters"
I wish!!
"Advice Versa"
Madame 8-Ball – I’m so lonely! Ever since I got this thick skin, women run from me like scared rabbits!
the K Chronicles: "In Da (Virtual) Club"
Keef checks out an online niteclub..
"Art Crass"
Hello. We’d like to return this dress. But it seems to be encrusted with – how can I put this politely….?
the K Chronicles: "Revenge of the Little Victories!!"
More little stuff we should celebrate..
"Day of the Dead"
Watch out for falling bodies, kids!
the K Chronicles: "Keef's New Job"
Keef has finally gone legitimate..
(th)ink: "Love at First Sight"
Seen at the Immigration Protest frontline..
"Hats Off"
What are you building next to your casino, Mr. Head?
the K Chronicles: "Finished! Done! Kaput!!"
Keef switches seats...
(th)ink: "Get Your Money Right"
Rappers reach out..
the K Chronicles: "Keep Your Hand on the.."
Keef describes an accident he read about in the paper...
(th)ink: "Earliest Documented Use..."
of the Race Card...
"Map Quest"
Ladies – why sell maps to Money Mountain? Why not just go there yourselves?
the K Chronicles: "Film Fest Fun!!"
Keef takes in ye olde Film Fest!!
"Body Hopping"
I understand you got in that body I ordered.
the K Chronicles: "Rah!! Rah!! Rah!!"
Tis no surprise that Gee Dubya was a cheerleader in college...
(th)ink: "Positive!!"
Stoopid, stinkin' Liberal Media!!
"Mr. Head’s Pond"
Hey, Dollface – go out with me tonight and help me spend my money.
the K Chronicles: "Going Over to the Dark Side.."
Keef becomes a Bushie for April Fools..
"Money Mountain"
The old woman’s tales are true! There it is! –Money Mountain!
the K Chronicles: "Poetry in Motion"
Keef checks out one of his favorite olde school musical scientists..
(th)ink: "What's the Difference?"
Scandalous!! So these two guys find a secluded spot where no one is looking...
"Worst Case"
Crap! I just broke my finger-nail!
"The Wishing Well"
Hey! What’re you doing down there?...I’m digging a wishing well.
the K Chronicles: "Ahh.. To be Young Again.."
Keef pays a visit to his neighbor's place...
"Vertigo-Go"
One of her windows was a liar…
the K Chronicles: "Revenge of Life's little Victories!!"
More, more more of the little vics you should appreciate...
"The Return of the ID"
I had to scrimp and save for a whole year but I love my new sleeveless dress with its extra-long bust allowance.
"Paramour Or Less"
As a kitten, he could only bring her mangled butterflies…
"Twins, Piqued"
Here’s the deal: Three days ago he roared off on his motorcycle to buy smokes and we haven’t seen or heard from him since.
"The Vampire State"
Doubledee and Doubledum let a vampire enter their domain. This guy’s no fun!
(th)ink: "Race-Mixing"
Shocking revelation about NASCAR fans..
"Long In The Tooth"
Doubledee and Doubledum, twin catastrophes…I wish something exciting would happen.
"The Invisible Friend"
He’d had a secret pal ever since he could remember.
(th)ink: "A Wigga's Badge of Honor"
!@#$%!!
"Skins and Needles"
I need a thicker skin…
(th)ink: "Predictions 2006"
A look into the crystal ball...
the K Chronicles: "Give the Gift of Plastic..."
Surgery!!
"Calendar Girl"
Instead of getting the same old business calendar for the New Year, I bought one with glamor shots of tropical paradises.
the K Chronicles: "Is Nothing Sacred?"
Keef chronicles the Cell-phone/Bowel Movement..
(th)ink: "Ri. P."
Goodbye to a Legend...Richard Pryor
Robert Williams Opening
1987: Mary Fleener and I showed up at La Luz De Jesus for a Robert Williams Opening. We were highly polluted...
the K Chronicles: "They Did it all for the Tookie!!"
A Look at California Death Row inmateStanley "Tookie" Williams...
the K Chronicles: "The Gifts of the Father"
Keef makes fun of his Dad again.
(th)ink: "The Turkey is Served"
Happy Thanksgiving!!
the K Chronicles: "Be Thankful for Life's Little Vics!!"
'Tis Time to give Thanks for the little things in life...
"Material Girls"
Doubledee and Doubledum, survivors of a Global Pandemic, soberly (for once) assess their situation….
(th)ink: "Rapper's Latest Beef?"
Ahh..the Glory of Capitalism...
(th)ink: "Worst Pick-up Line"
Ham!!
"Mr. Head-Butter"
Why do people call you Mr. Head-Butter?
the K Chronicles: "Midwest Tour Report"
Keef checks in whilst on his midwest book tour.
"Sabotage"
HA! Tap Tap Tap Tap…
the K Chronicles: "What Me & Luke Skywalker Have in Common"
Keef gives props to his Great Uncle..
"Devil In Disguise"
Story Minute: A stranger finds Madame Asgar in her tent….
"One ID in idiot"
The lady scientist has become addicted to her own invention, the ID Lid, which acts out on the wearer’s Dark or Secret impulses.
(th)ink: "Conspiracy Theory #865127"
The Bill Bennett/John Roberts connection...
the K Chronicles: "Le Victor Eez"
More of Life's Little Vics..
"Who’s the Boss?"
Look Out! – Untempered by social mores, this inventor’s hat acts on the wearer’s darkest impulses.
the K Chronicles: "Seems Like Olde Times"
Historical Deja Vu!!
Story Minute: "Better To Give"
Oh, no - - not again!
"Put a ID on it"
But officer – I didn’t do it! My ID lid did it!
the K Chronicles: "Time to Give Back"
Keef kicks off his New Orleans fundraising drive.
(th)ink: "Looting vs. Finding"
It's not what you do..it's who you are...
the K Chronicles: "One Day on Ye Olde Public Bus.."
Keef describes a most interesting trip on public transportation...
(th)ink: "Military Recruitment"
The U.S. works to attract the hip-hop generation...
the K Chronicles: "Pick a Lie...Any Lie.."
General common sense comix!!
the K Chronicles: "On Strike!!"
Keef plays hardball with his family back east...
(th)ink: "Finalist: Uplifting the Race Award"
from the station that brought you the hilarious "tsunami song"..
"Hate: Then & Now"
Then…What.?! Voot! What?! What?! What?!
the K Chronicles: "The Decline of Western Civilization Part 3"
Keef recalls his first step into a Karaoke Bar..
The Invisibles: "Laid Off"
Hard times ahead, Louise – I’m out of a job.
"Average Joe"
I hate being invisible.
"Good Grief"
Kids, listen – I don’t want you to cry anymore because Spam died, so I’m taking you to Disneyland!
the K Chronicles: "Visualize the Victories!!"
More of Life's Little Victories!!
(th)ink: "Perjury Per Jury"
Lil' Kim is sentenced to jail!!
the K Chronicles: "Home is Where the Fart Is"
Keef ponders the 14 years spent in his San Francisco flat..
"The Invisibles"
Package for Frank Invisible. Sign on line 20…
(th)ink: "Memin Pinguin"
Commentary on a series of stamps recently issued by the Mexican Post Office.
"The Gomer Pile"
Mom, why did you throw a boulder on top of my fiancé?
(th)ink: "Raparations"
ham!!
the K Chronicles: "Past Tents/Future Tents"
Keef breaks out his new tent for the summer...
"Bold and Boulder"
That’s my fiancé down there, and he appears to be dead!
(th)ink: "Innovative Child-Rearing"
Some parents have it easy...
the K Chronicles: "An Imminent Throat"
Keef details our generation's "Deep Throat"
"Que Sera, Ceramics"
Because it is spring the Checked Libido emerged from her cave and fell in love with the first fool who made her laugh.
(th)ink: "Beats and Rhymes"
Snoop reacts to alleged assault claim...
the K Chronicles: "Food Faux Pas"
Keef's gettin' crabby about "crab"...
(th)ink: "You are What You Eat"
Oh, c'mon...it's just a joke.
the K Chronicles: "Revenge of the Vics"
More of Life's Little Victories...
"Beau Jest"
The checked libido has finally found a boyfriend on whom she can unleash her passions, a guy who can make her laugh!
"Bad Humor"
In this demonstration we will pinpoint the differences between human male and female senses of humor.
the K Chronicles: "Bay 2 Breakers"
Keef takes in San Francisco's annual half-marathon..
the K Chronicles: "One Minuteman"
Keef heads to the border to join the Minutemen!!
"The Checked Libido"
Fathers! Keep your sons indoors!
"Vane Attempts"
L.A. doesn’t have much weather, so there are few interesting weathervanes.
(th)ink: "Got Beef?"
How hip-hop rivalries begin..
the K Chronicles: "A Long time Ago, In a Galaxy Far, Far Away"
Keef lies in wait for the new Star Wars movie...
the K Chronicles: "Behind Bars!!"
Keef goes to jail!!
"Booby-Hatched"
Her life was too straight-laced and boring.
"For My Dad"
I’d been thinking about my dad a lot lately…
"Wall Banger"
Bang, Bang, Bang….
(th)ink: "Mickey Deez be actin' Wack wit da Big Mac"
McDonald's desperately tries to go Hip-Hop..
the K Chronicles: "Here's the Beef!!"
Keef's wife has been feelin' like a piece of meat...for good reason.
(th)ink: "Back in the Day.."
We did things different, back in the day...
"The Other Rapunzel"
Your daughter is lovely. I have a daughter, too, you know.
(th)ink: "Black-n-White Movies"
How Hollywood sees various on-screen couplings..
the K Chronicles: "May cause Internal Bleeding, Drowsiness, Loss of Appetite, Random Bowel Movements..."
DRUGS!! DRUGS!! DRUGS!!
(th)ink: "$urvey $ez..."
Odd results of a Minority Wealth magazine survey about building wealth..
the K Chronicles: "Where there Was a Will, there Was a Way"
Keef pays homage to the late, great Will Eisner...
"Laundry Girl"
She had a peculiar talent for doing laundry.
"Psych 1"
Once upon a time, some right-wing marketing genius assigned the color red to conservative-leaning states, and blue to liberal and moderate states.
"Sphinxter"
Ask me no questions, and I’ll tell you no lies.
the K Chronicles: "One Day at Ye Olde Press Conference"
Keef takes questions from the press about his new book..
"Creation Myth"
Tehveh, daughter of the God of Squander, fell in love with Shill, son of Sponsorius. Shill was salted to join his future father-in-law in the God business.
the K Chronicles: "Fun with a Gun!!"
Keef flexes his street credibility by recalling the time he and his cuz "robbed " a fast-food place..
(th)ink: "Black-balled"
Nike reaches out during Black History Month..
"Moon-Head"
Zowie!!..............................................
the K Chronicles: "Return of Life's Little Vics!!"
More of YOUR little victories...
"Control Doll"
Move it to the left! No...Stop! Don't step on the cat!
(th)ink: "Swearing In"
Inaugural observation...
the K Chronicles: "A Soldes Story"
More of Keef in gay Paree....
"Argument"
General complaint generated by self-pity.
(th)ink: Justice Is (finally) Served?
40 Years Later?
"Time Share"
I have to undo some thing stupid I did.
(th)ink: "When Kids go Bad..."
...in Minnesota!!
the K Chronicles: "G'day Bidet"
Keef discovers the joy of "the toilet that pisses back."
the K Chronicles: "King of the Monsters"
Keef celebrates the 50th birthday of one of his favorite movie stars.
the K Chronicles: "Close the Window"
One dark night in Keef's bedroom...
"New Year 2005"
Sunny acres retirement home...SCREEECH!!
"Silent Night"
Slam! Uh-ho. Mom's in a rage again...
"Found Art, Modified"
Waylay by Carol Lay (12/15/04)
(th)ink: "Dangerous Music"
What is to blame for this latest niteclub tragedy?
the K Chronicles: "Scandal!!"
Keef confesses that he's got something in common with some of today's pumped up athletes...
(th)ink: "Air (Raid) Jordan"
Recent news about Michael Jordan's older brother..
(th)ink: "Holiday Meal Leftovers"
The things that can't seem to go away..
"Function Follows Form"
Oh, no! Not again!
"Dead Men Tell No Lies"
Geez, your dad's obituary is like two pages longs!
(th)ink: "Basketbrawl"
Commentary on the Pistons/Pacers "Love-In"..
the K Chronicles: "Over the Hill"
Keef meets a lady THAT IS ONE HUNDRED AND FIVE YEARS OLD!!
"On the Horns of a Dilemma"
What handsome horns!
the K Chronicles: "Post Election Collection"
Bets were made, winnings were paid...
"X-Ray Eyes"
She could read a person's character instantly.
the K Chronicles: "Idiot's Rule"
Contrary to the title, this is not another Bush cartoon
"Divorce is..."
...never having to suffer those insufferable in-laws again.
"Aroma Romeo"
What's with the blindfold?
(th)ink: "Arms 4 Cash"
What we have here is a failure to communicate...
"Body Swap"
How may I help you this week, Ms. Peabody?
(th)ink: "He's Got my Finger!!"
Kids these daze...
"Geek Chorus"
In our last episode, the Blot Brothers had taken Ms. Taken into the cave of Mr. E's, never to be seen again.
the K Chronicles: "I Had a Dream...:
Keef recounts a vision he had whilst engaged in blissful slumber..
"False Positive"
Miss Taken, zombified and discombobulated, got blotted by some art thieves straight into Negativeland.
(th)ink: "Area 51"
It is finally revealed what they have hidden down there...
(th)ink: "Black Sheep of the Family"
There's one in every family... even in the White House.
the K Chronicles: "Suppress Release"
Keef chronicles the fact that voter suppression ain't just for Florida anymore...
"Got Blot?"
Miss Taken just isn't catching any breaks.
the K Chronicles: "Thar She Blows....Chunks!!"
Keef and his German in-laws go whale-watching!!
the K Chronicles: "Dick in the Box"
I knew Jack, and you, sir, are no Jack..(more strong, American-made, patriotic comix!!)
"Statue of Limitations"
Sliced to pieces by the mayor of Brainburg, Miss Taken would like to pull herself back together.
"The Piece Maker"
The Brainburg Jailer is sweet on Miss Taken, but she only wants one thing from him.
"Jail Bait"
Disguising himself to resemble Big Shot, the Brainburg Jailer has made headway with the zombified Miss. Taken.
(th)ink: "the Big (not so) Easy"
Eh...maybe we shouldn't have sent our young people over there...
"Brainiactor"
The Brainburg Jailer thinks he can win Miss Taken's heart if he reminds her of the recently devoured Big Shot.
"Excessorizing"
When we last saw Miss Taken, she was doing time in the Brainburg Jail for being a zombie.
(th)ink: "Late-night B.E.T. Video"
What Difference a Culture Makes..
the K Chronicles: "Return of the Chicken-Man!!"
Keef spins a tale of an urban legend from his traumatic childhood.
"Brainburg"
Miss Taken has learned that if she, as a zombie, can resist eating Brains, her heart will grow back.
the K Chronicles: "A Tale of Two Georges"
Keef finds that folks are making excuses for at least TWO Georges nowadays..
"Cannibal Planet"
When Big Shot fell to Earth, he misinterpreted the joyful expressions on the faces of the tiny, ravenous pygmies.
"Dead Reckoning"
Miss Taken, Newbie Zombie, would like to east some brains.
the K Chronicles: "Reunited and it feels so...Expensive!!"
Keef gets an invite to his 20 year High School Reunion...
"Fall Guy"
While Miss Taken, newbie zombie, is off searching for brains to eat, the guy who killed her, Big Shot, is adjusting to his new circumstances.
the K Chronicles: "Debatin' or (America) Hatin'?"
Keef engages in political discourse with a young lady in San Antonio, Texas
"Starting Over"
Miss Taken wants to start dating again so she can find a man with brains to eat.
"The Yambolas"
Once there existed a third sex.
the K Chronicles: "Battle on the Bus!!"
Keef mixes it up with a rude-boy on public transportation!!
"An Unbeautiful Mind"
When we last saw Miss taken, Big Shot killed her when she suggested he get a job.
the K Chronicles: "Bachelor Pad-locked"
Keef's wife leaves town for a week and a half!!
the K Chronicles: "Just a little Mag-po"
Keef's new occupation: fridge poet!!
"Big Shot"
I'm a big shot! C'mon, baby - let's have some fun!
the K Chronicles: "Vic-Tor-Ease.."
Keef DEMANDS that you celebrate Life's Little Vics..
the K Chronicles: "Outta her sight, Outta her mind"
Infinite wisdom from Dubya's mama, Barbara Bush...
"Collaborative Effort"
The two writers met and fell in love.
the K Chronicles: "Ice Cube, Paris and...Keef?!!"
Keef's band gets nominated for a Cammie!!
"More things I love about my neighborhood"
The Rowena Reservoir looks like a piece of the Nile imported from Egypt.
"Foretell It Like It Is"
Yes, everything she predicted did come true.
the K Chronicles: "Ode to Verti Marte"
Keef returns to a special place, near and dear to his.....stomach.
"Things I love about my neighborhood"
The Shakespeare Bridge completed in 1926, spans an extinct creek bed on Franklin, just west of St. George.
the K Chronicles: "le leetil vics!!"
More of Life's Little Victories
"Out of Sight"
She had excellent vision. It was really quite freakish.
the K Chronicles: "Purple Reign"
Keef gives much deserved props to the tiny one from Minneapolis..
"Fit of Passion"
Hugh J'Asseole & Loudmouth La Rue in "Fit of Passion"
the K Chronicles: "Papa's got a Brand New Book!!"
Keef hits the road in support of his new tome...
"The Hole Truth"
Hugh J'Asseole & Loudmouth La Rue in "The Hole Truth"
the K Chronicles: "Bus Trip"
Keef recalls a trippy experience whilst riding public transportation recently...
"Guardian Angel"
The cabbie had never helped deliver a baby before....
"Road Trip"
Travel tip #1: Never travel with an old friend who's recently discovered that she's gay....
the K Chronicles: "Soft as a Baby's Bottom"
Has Keef gone all soft since getting hitched a year and a half ago?
"Faust Love"
The sculptress was lonely and intensely dissatisfied…Cold…Cold…
"Gossip's Fables"
One day, the town's gossip became lost in the woods.
"Women Who Run With The Skunks"
Abandoned in the forest, the baby girl was raised by a pack of wild skunks.
the K Chronicles: "Central Boobcasting Network"
Keef breaks down this year's Super Bowl broadcast...
the K Chronicles: "Bohemian Rap CD"
Keef's band completes their latest musical mastur-piece...
the K Chronicles: "Life's Little Vics #4000.."
More of the little things we all should be celebratin'...
the K Chronicles: "s-s-s-S-S-S"
Keef waxes nostalgic about the various creatures he found in his backyard, growing up...
the K Chronicles: "Has Been"
Keef highlights the signs that point to him being nothin' but a has-been
"Mr. Malibu"
So, babe -- What do you want for your birthday?
"Hole"
Today, Celebrity Circus brings us to Ad Dawr, Iraq, where I've come to interview the most famous hole in the world.
Celebrating 100 Years of Aviation History
December 17, 1903 Orville and Wilbur Wright fly the first airplane at Kitty Hawk, North Carolina.
the K Chronicles: "the Leaning Tree"
Keef attempts to put up ye olde Xmas tree...
"The Ample Life"
Blonde bimbos on binges? Bo-ring! Real reality is much more fascinating…
the K Chronicles: "So Wrong, yet So Right"
Keef chronicles his Thanksgiving trip to Las Vegas..
"The Capital Hill Joke Shop!"
Be the life of your party @....
the K Chronicles: "Staff Appreciation Party"
After we finish this beef...why don't we slip into the other room for a little Hanky Panky....
the K Chronicles: "the Dying Game"
More doggone, unpatriotic, liberal-filth com(mie)ix!!
"What Was I Thinking?"
News item: US Supreme Court to hear case of Pledge of Allegiance's reference to God.
the K Chronicles: "Bill Kill"
Keef tries to figure out what exactly it is about Quentin Tarantino films that gets under his skin...
"Fronds"
Salon's Joan Walsh on N.Y. Time's Maureen Dowd: "...She's so starstuck when she comes to California she loses her critical faculties. Palm trees make her stupid."
the K Chronicles: "T.V. that really sucks..."
A strip about the suckiest t.v. Keef has ever seen...
"Rats"
Godfather, our plan backfired. Completely.
"Clam & Elise"
Bye, Eloise. Have a good time! Bye, Daddy!
"On the Path o' Logical"
Let's see...your first book pointed out how evil liberals are, your second vindicated Joe McCarthy blaming his downfall on Commie -- loving democrats...
the K Chronicles: "Record Labels R.I.P."
Keef gives the low-down on the music industry's attempt to stop music downloading...
"Furry Math"
I think I'w kiww me a tewwowist!
the K Chronicles: "One for our Men and Women Overseas"
Keef wonders whatever happened to speaking softly and carrying a big stick?
the K Chronicles: "To Surgery with Love"
Keef goes under the knife...
"Almost Verbatim"
So, who you going to vote for?
the K Chronicles:OUCH!!
Keef sustains a career threatening injury...
California Dreamin'
In the near future October 8, 2003...Is it really so surprising how yesterday's recall election is turning out?
the K Chronicles: "hi!! my name is..."
Keef finally comes face to face with...OSAMA!!
the K Chronicles: "One Day at ye Olde Comic Con"
Keef reports back from his annual visit to the San Diego Comic Con
the K Chronicles: "Life's Little Vics #3445-3450"
More of the little things we need to celebrate...
the K Chronicles: "Colon Bowel"
Keef explores the inner workings of a gigantic nether-region...
the K Chronicles: "Those Who Shouldn't Be Trusted"
Keef offers a cheat-sheet to Ashcroft
the K Chronicles: "New York, New York"
Keef chronicles his visit to the Big Apple...
the K Chronicles: "Summer-time in San Francisco!!"
Keef is deceived by a man's ass.
the K Chronicles: "Birth of a Nation"
Keef begins his foray into the feature film industry...
"Prudence"
Don't buy the bed. Why not? It's wonderful!
Spa of Losers: In Dutch - In Deep - In Hot Water
So, fellas - who do you think will be voted off the oasis next?
the K Chronicles: "Life's Little Victoreeeez"
More little things to celebrate..
the K Chronicles: "the Real Fear Factor"
Afraid. Be very, very afraid.
"Shell Game"
All right, folks -- step right up and lay your money down!
the K Chronicles: 'Tis the Season!!
Keef dispenses more invaluable advice for the children...
the K Chronicles: "STUMBLE forward/fall BACK"
Keef takes a family on a tour of Bourbon St. in New Orleans.
the K Chronicles:"Yes Virginia, we're all gettin' screwed"
More dirty, filthy, liberal comixxx!!
the K Chronicles: "Anti-Peace Rally"
In an effort to stay objective, Keef visits an anti-peace rally..
"The Campaign"
The war is starting to get ugly so we need a new slogan!
the K Chronicles: 't ain't so bad after all
Is Keef warming up to the idea of obliterating Baghdad?
"Quiz Show"
This is it Roger - The Big One.
the K Chronicles: "Little Vics, Little Vics, let me in!!"
More of Life's Little Victories...
"Seer Sucker": Story by Sean Tejaratchi
The man very much wanted to become a seer.
the K Chronicles: "This iz a Radio Klash"
Keef offers to throw his hat into the talk radio ring...
"Faces in the Crowd"
From the peace march in Hollywood, Calif., Feb. 15:
the K Chronicles: "the Paper Chase"
Keef attends an alrternative newsweekly convention to try to pick up more papers.
"The Ul-Tomato"
Philosophy and the arts claimed at her at a young age.
"Die, Already"
Welcome back to the ultimate reality show, "Do and Die!"
"Let's Get Personal"
The phone wakes me up way too early (noon: 05)...
the K Chronicles: "Don't believe the hype: it WAS 200,000"
Keef chronicles what may be the largest anti-war demonstration in san francisco history.
"34 Million"
What's this here?
the K Chronicles: "Life's Little Victories..NOT!!"
Keef flips the script on his popular series...
"Crotch Rocket"
The Dodge Tomahawk is of the Detroit Auto Show!
"The Moocher"
He used to be sort of famous.
"Resolutions"
Dessert, madam? No thank you.
the K Chronicles: "Why are folks so horny?"
Keef finds that one well executed tomato can placate even the horniest person in the world...
the K Chronicles: "A message from doG"
A message of hope, joy and ...
the K Chronicles: "More anti-american sentiment"
Keef dispenses some useful holiday advice...
"Scroogin'"
Traffic jams...Honk!
the K Chronicles: "Jailhouse Crock"
Keef addresses all the folks who are envious of our nation's 2 million prisoners.
the K Chronicles: "Oh I live the Knight-life!!"
Keef proclaims his disdain for the a.m.
"As Luck Would Have It"
Things had been kind of tough lately.
"Mister E"
The eccentric man threw a murder mystery party.
"Stop Making Scents"
The woman had an intoxicating secret weapon:
the K Chronicles: "Coming out"
Keef confesses to his Mom a dirty little secret.
the K Chronicles: "Back to School!!"
Keef is invited to be an artist-in-residence at the University of Illinois
the K Chronicles: "Life's Little Victories #2063.."
More of the little things we should celebrate..
"Jumping the Shark"
Here's me, desperate for ideas...
the K Chronicles: "Only teams succeed"
A celebration of world champion Anaheim Angels.
"Ozma"
Lithuania is holding a beauty contest for prison inmates.
the K Chronicles: "Good taste, bad politics, true"
One day at ye olde Oil War protest...
"Eloise"
It was bedtime for Eloise, age 3.
the K Chronicles: just like heaven
Keef describes an in-flight religious experience
"Planet Porn"
The woman was notorious censor.
the K Chronicles: "the happy napper"
Keef waxes jealousophical over one sleeping concert-goer.
the K Chronicles: "'scuse me while i kiss this
Keef contemplates his near-death jimi hendrix experience.
"Victory of the Loud Little Handful"
The loud little handful - as usual - will shout for the war.
the K Chronicles: Revenge of Life's Little Victories
Celebrate 'em or wallow in despair!!
the K Chronicles: R U ready 4 some football?!!
America's favorite spectator sport is back!!
"Beautilities"
Women in Afghanistan are taking off their burkas.
the K Chronicles: Oh no! Yoko!
A review of the Yoko Ono retrospective at San Franicisco's Museum of Modern Art
"Shrink Rap"
The top god of the ancient Greeks was shopping for a good therapist.
the K Chronicles:the Power of Black Privilege
Keef highlights the special benefits of being black in America
the K Chronicles: back to the playground
Boys will be boys..
the K Chronicles: One Day at Ye Olde Comic Con Bathroom
More adventures with Keef at the San Diego Comic Con
Cold Pursuit
He wanted the girl next door.
the K Chronicles: Victory is Ours!! (the little ones)
More of life's little victories..
Two Sisters
For some reason she couldn't fathom...
the K Chronicles: a letter to the world
A heartfelt letter of apology from one patriotic American
Two Journals
We could only take essentials on our trip across the country.
the K Chronicles: the big C
Keef's "little" cousin is diagnosed with cancer
the K Chronicles: testing, testing 123...
Single? sexually active? then take this test!!
the K Chronicles: Stop it!!
A lifestyle guide you can use..
Story Minute: Devil in Disguise
A stranger finds Madame Asgar in her tent...
Story Minute: Symbiosis
Madame Asgar...Yes? I want you and every other do-gooder to take a permanent vacation, all expenses paid.
Story Minute: Mr. Malibu
So babe...what do you want for Christmas?
Story Minute: Road Trip
Travel Tip #1: Never travel with an old friend who's recently discovered that she's gay...
the K Chronicles: wait two minutes and repeat
Summertime recreation with the K Chronicles.
Art's Cool
Start your drawing with a sheer.
Love Becomes U!
An ode to odors!
Life In Purgatory
Life In Purgatory by Natt Greening
the K Chronicles: Whirled Cup 2002
Keef takes in the FIFA Soccer Championships
Momster
She wondered why she had never met her mother-in-law.
the K Chronicles: Life's Little Victories #1798-1802
More of the little things in life that you should appreciate...