~~~Camp Fire Songs~~~

Camp Fire Songs, MY DAD SANG...
One Person: They Say That In The Army, The Food Is Very Fine
A Pea Rolled Off The table And Killed A Friend Of Mine
All: Oooo I Don't Want No More Of Army Life!
Gee Mom I wanna Go Home!!!

One person: They Say That In The Army The Drinks Are very Fine,
You Ask For Coca-Cola, They Give You Turpentine!

All: Ooooo I Don’t Want No More Of Army Life!
Gee Mom I Wanna Go Home!

One Person: They Say That In The Army, I Had A friend named Jim, He Went To The Toilet And The Dang Thing Sucked Him In!

All: Oooo I Don’t Want No More Of Army Life!
Gee Ma I Wanna Go Back To Ontario, Gee ma I Wanna Go HOMEEE!!!!!

End.

By Rochelle Frechette
Published: 5/17/2008
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