Bruce Willis is, Like, So Totally in Love with Emma Heming

Bruce Willis doesn’t care that his new wife, Emma Heming, is over 20 years younger than he is. Come to think of it, what was it about Bruce and Demi Moore’s first marriage to one another that they had to rob the cradle so blatantly? An inherent fear of wrinkly partners? At any rate, Willis said he and Heming are like two teenagers together. Said the aging star, "We make out in public. I know there’s some rule that you’re not supposed to be doing—what is it? Public displays of affection?"

To which Heming replied, "Oh my God, Bruce, you like, so totally didn’t even say that. It’s totally called ‘PDA’ now." Just kidding...but she could have said it. Bruce, who is 54, is happy with Emma, 32, who did, in fact, remind her Dad...er, husband...that it’s called "PDA" now. Whatever, Bruce said Emma has changed his entire outlook on love and relationships (this tends to happen when dating people who are up on the latest slang terminology).

Said Willis, I went from ‘F*** love’ to ‘Love is truly the answer.’ I spent the last 10 years single and, for the most part, unhappy. In a dark place. I never thought that being with someone else was the answer. I would say, ‘I’m alone, but I’m not lonely.’ But I was just kidding myself. Then I started hanging around Emma, and on a day-to-day basis my life became much happier." Speaking of meeting her new stepchildren, Emma admitted to being a bit on edge, noting, "I met them very early on, and I was definitely nervous because I’d never dated a man who had children and I wanted to be really sensitive to that. But I’ve been really blessed because from day one it’s been comfortable and fun."