Bring Me The Saw!

This one is dirty....readers beware
A construction working is working on the 3rd floor of a building under construction. He turns to grab the saw and notices it’s gone. After searching a while he notices the saw on the first floor on a table. There is another worker close by on the 1st floor standing around.

The man on the 3rd floor yells "Hey can you bring me the saw?!"

The man on the 1st floor places his hand by his head to listen closer.

The man on the 3rd yells "The saw!"

The man on the first floor shakes his head.

The man on the 3rd floor starts to signal "I need" and he points at his knee. "The hand saw" and he moves his arm back in forth in a sawing motion.

The man on the 1st floor quickly wips down his pants and begins masturbating.

The man on the 3rd floor is shocked! He runs all the way down the stairs to the first floor.

"What the hell are you doing?! I said I need the hand saw!"

"I know I was just trying to tell you I’m cumming."

By brian hood
Published: 1/23/2009
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