Blonde Jokes

Blonde jokes - some funny, some dumb. Here is a collection of short funny blonde jokes and one liners. Read them; you will have to laugh!
Dumb Blonde Joke
Teehee

61 Days
Three blondes go into a bar...

Blonde Pick Up Lines
Greatest pick up lines on earth.

Blonde Boyfriend
Pretty funny

Blonde and Brunnette
Its OK I give it a 3 out of 10

How Do You Kill A Dumb Blonde?
*Please comment! :)

The Three Girls And The Mirror
About a blonde, a brunette and a red head going into a girls restroom about a wish....

How To Tell A Blonde Had A Bad Day
Blonde joke...

More Jokes I Made Up (2)
Funny....

Great Dumb Blondes
Just some jokes I heard....

Dumb Ass Blonde
A dumb ass blond joke...

Blonde And Friends On Burning Building
Funny...

Why Can’t Blondes Be Carpenters?
This is kind of perverted…lol

How Do You Kill A Dumb Blonde?
LOL...

One Armed Blonde
A blonde is stuck in a tree...

Blonde Joke Pair
A Pair of Funny Jokes when told in order are even funnier…

OMG HAHAHAHA
Hysterical blonde joke…

Examination
Laugh, Laugh and Laugh...

OMG this is SOO funny!
How do you kill a dumb blonde?

Dumb Blonde Joke
It's corny…

Blonde Gets Hit By Car
Blonde joke...

Blonde And Air freshener
Blonde joke...

Blond At Work
Should a blond be given a job or not? Give your opinion after reading the passage…

Blonde Joke
Funny!!!

Blonde Joke
Blonde is rowing a boat through a wheat field...

Three Colors
Three ladies, a blonde, a brunette and a red head...

50 Blondes and a Brunette
What happens when you mix a joke with god, 50 blondes, and a brunette?

Another Escape
Another dumb blonde hides her identity after escaping from a prison…

Need Help Falling Of A Bridge?
Two teens have a race to see who can reach the bottom of the cliff first…

LOL
Funnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnny...

Possible?
I’m sure it’s been said before…

Escape II
Also pretty funny....

Blond Jokes
Dumb blond jokes…

Escape!
Pretty funny - A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all escape from prison...

Dead Bird
Two blondes!! One day two blondes were ...

Fire!!!
Please!!!! Read this!!! Please!!! Feel free to leave a comment!!!

Blonde Joke
Funny...

Potatoes
Blonde joke…

Hilarious
Funny blonde joke…

Blonde Crack
Dirty joke...

Dumb Blonde
Hello...

3 Wishes
Back on the island thanks to the blonde…

A Blonde Goes to the Library!
A blonde took the wrong book...

Lunch time
A blonde, a brunette and a red head make a deal…

UNC
Blondes are...

Blondes in a Casino
Rolling dice...

Blondes in a bar
Ladies' bar...

The True Blonde
A blonde being a true blonde…

Row vs Wade
Blonde school joke...

Blonde jokes!~
Why did the blonde have a bruise on her belly button?

Da Blonde
A question for all da none blondes out der.

Some Very Bright Women
I’m not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I’m not dumb...

The two dumb blondes!
The two dumb blondes! "It's raining so what do we do."

A Blonde's Complaint
A blonde was complaining to her friend about...

Sending A Message
A blonde goes into a worldwide message center to send a...

Job Interview: Polish Blonde
A young blonde polish woman walks in for a...

New Hire
The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so a blonde went in to try out for...

Kept Women
Two blondes were comparing notes concerning their...

Job Interview
The blonde was being interviewed for a rather high level...

In The Pharmacy
The blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some...

Cell Phone
A young man wanted to get his beautiful blonde wife something nice for...

Caller ID
A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor.

Busy Night
A blonde and a brunette were discussing...

At The Porn Shop
A blonde walks into a porno shop...

A Blonde On Horseback
A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience.

51 Days
Three blondes walk into a bar and ask the bartender for three shots of tequila.

Blonde Breakfast
Blonde joke

On A Trip
Two groups charter a double decker bus for a weekend trip to Atlantic City.

Once A Blonde, Always A Blonde
A blonde decided that she was tired of her empty life. She cut her hair and dyed it brown, and set off for a drive.

Safety First
A blonde walks into a drug store to buy some rubbers. She walks up to the...

Some Extra Work
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood.

Stranded
There were three people stranded on an island, a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde.

The Sunbather
A blonde was spending almost all of her vacation sunbathing on the roof of her hotel.

Used Car
A blonde tried to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems selling it, because the car had 250,000 miles on it.

What Is Easter?
Three blondes died and are at the pearly gates of heaven. St. Peter tells them that they can enter the gates if they can answer one simple question.

Blonde vs. Brown
A blonde and a brunette fighting to see who is smarter.

Comedy act
Funnier than funny

Leprechauns
A gorgeous blonde was sitting at a bar when a very short guy walks up to her.

Tickle Me
The blonde was extremely happy that she had gotten a new job...

Blondes Prefer First Class
This is a little ditty about a gal who just does not want to take her seat in the economy section.

Blonde Q&A
a few quickies about blondes

Gambling Blonde
And she wasn't even in Las Vegas...

Blond Men for a change
Dumb blonde men, and one damn smart woman.

Puzzled Blonde
Some blondes need a little extra help...

Brunette that hates blondes
What do you get when a blonde-hating brunette is stranded in a desert and finds a genie's lamp?

Three Blondes in the Woods
Find out what happens to a few blondes who happen across a set of tracks...

A Blonde and a Lawyer
Another fairly smart blonde joke...

She Was Soooooo Blonde
Everyone's seen these, but you just might find one that's new to you.

Travel Loan
Some blondes are smart, you know.

How much is that TV?
Shopping blondes are most fun.