Birthday Sayings
Birthday sayings are fun to use when they are actually funny or at least meaningful. A simple 'Many Happy Returns of the Day' does not add to the fun anymore...

Cute Birthday Sayings
"Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese." - Anonymous
"Inside every older person is a younger person - wondering what the hell happened." - Cora Harvey Armstrong
"A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday." - Erma Bombeck
"Like many women my age, I am 28 years old." - Mary Schmich
"First you forget names; then you forget faces; then you forget to zip up your fly; and then you forget to unzip your fly." - Branch Rickey
"From our birthday, until we die, is but the winking of an eye." - William Butler Yeats
"Old age: A great sense of calm and freedom. When the passions have relaxed their hold, you may have escaped, not from one master but from many." - Plato
"Grow old along with me!
The best is yet to be, the last of life, for which the first was made." - Robert Browning
"When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it happened or not." - Mark Twain
"Let us respect gray hair, especially our own." - J. P. Sears
"You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime." - John P. Grier
"Age is different from a wife only in one respect. It nags you once in a year!" - Anonymous
"The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age." - Lucille Ball
"Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician." - Anonymous
"Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act." - Truman Capote.
"The first hundred years are the hardest." - Wilson Mizner
"Wisdom doesn't necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself." - Tom Wilson
"Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children." - George Bernard Shaw
"The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left." - Jerry M. Wright
"Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed." - Charles Schulz
"Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen." - Albert Einstein
"At 19, everything is possible and tomorrow looks friendly." - Jim Bishop
"Each ten years of a man's life has its own fortunes, its own hopes, its own desires." - Goethe
"May you live to be 100 and may the last voice you hear be mine." - Frank Sinatra
"I cried on my 18th birthday. I thought 17 was such a nice age. You're young enough to get away with things, but you're old enough, too." - Liv Tyler
"At twenty years of age, the will reigns; at thirty, the wit; and at forty, the judgment." - Benjamin Franklin
"All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much." - Anonymous
"Finally 21, and legally able to do everything I've been doing since 15." - Anonymous
"It takes a long time to grow young." - Pablo Picaso
"You grow up the day you have your first real laugh yourself." - Ethel Barrymore
"Nature gives you the face you have at twenty; it is up to you to merit the face you have at fifty." - Coco Chanel
"The years between fifty and seventy are the hardest. You are always being asked to do more, and you are not yet decrepit enough to turn them down." - T.S. Eliot
"Nobody expects to trust his body overmuch after the age of fifty." - Edward Hoagland
"And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years." - Abraham Lincoln
"The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate." - Oprah Winfrey
"I'm sixty years of age. That's 16 Celsius." - George Carlin
"To me old age is always fifteen years older than I am." - Bernard Baruch
"Looking fifty is great... if you're sixty.." - Joan Rivers
"What, start at this! when sixty years have spread
Their grey experience o'er thy hoary head?
Is this the all observing age could gain?
Or hast thou known the world so long in vain?." - John Dryden
"One starts to get young at the age of sixty and then it is too late." - Pablo Picasso
And that would be all for the samples on birthday sayings to help you get going with some of your own. So get an awesome birthday card and pen down some of these sayings. Enjoy!
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