Birthday Card Messages

Though extravagant gifts are given on birthdays, it is the simple birthday card message sent or given at the stroke of twelve, which one remembers for the rest of the birthdays! Given below, is a collection of birthday card messages, most of them humorous, as it is better to make the birthday star smile with joy than get emotional and cry! You can send these messages through SMS or even make a simple card yourself and incorporate the below given messages in it! A handmade card will obviously be appreciated more by your beloved!

Unique Messages for a Birthday Card

It's a nice feeling when you know that someone likes you, someone thinks about you, someone needs you; but it feels much better when you know that someone never ever forgets your birthday. Happy Birthday.

Thirty five is a very attractive age; London society is full of women who have of their own free choice and remained thirty-five for years.

Better to be over the hill than buried under it.

You are only as old as you act.

So many candles... so little cake.

Some words of wisdom for your birthday, "Smile while you still have teeth!"

They didn't have any birthday cards old enough for you even at the antique store, so I had to make my own papyrus card for you.

For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday.

There were a lot of famous people born on your birthday. Too bad you aren't one.

We know we're getting old when the only thing we want for our birthday is not to be reminded of it.

Happy Birthday on your very special day, I hope that you don't die before you eat your cake.

The only reason you hate your birthday is because people give you odd gifts, scary cards with weird messages in them, and because you're getting older. Anyway, Happy Birthday!

Hope that for every candle on your cake you get a wonderful surprise.

When I am with you, life is so relaxed and easy. Laughter comes so readily and funny tales flow out so frequently. I have to catch my breath now and then and be amazed at how funny you can be! You're the most fun and hilarious friend I've ever had! Wishing you absolutely the most amazing birthday ever!

Kick off your shoes, take a break, Crank the tunes, Dance & Shake, light the candles, cut the cake. Make it a day, that's simply Great!

My dog chewed up my birthday diary. I lost track of all the birthdays I should have remembered! Thanks goodness I retrieved your birthday from another tight-lipped friend. Right away I rushed out a card to you so that you know that I do care and have you in my mind. Happy Belated Birthday! P.S. I know I'm being unoriginal, but hey, late is better than never!

Roses are red. Violets are blue.
Stop complaining... I am older than you!

Over the Hill! Be sure to enjoy this year as much as possible, because next year when another birthday comes, you'll be better and older than ever!

You're not old until you can't read this writing anymore. (write in real small text)

Even though I don't see how it would be possible, I am celebrating the fact that someone even more annoying than you was not born in your place. Just Kidding, Happy Birthday!

Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are cheese.

Happy birthday, you're not getting old,
Stay in the game, it's not time to fold.
Wrinkles and gray hair, are just a new look,
Countless experiences, you should write in a book.

Be thankful your birthday comes juts once a year... Think how old you would be if it came every month.

A birthday is seldom, a serious occasion,
Try not to take it, like the d-day invasion.
Laughter and jokes are within sight,
Stock up on both, all through the night.

It's okay to light the candles on your birthday cake now; I've already alerted the fire department.

Use these messages and impress your beloved ones on their birthdays, you are sure to see that twinkle in the eye and wide smile after they read the messages!