Best of Yo Momma 4

Even more Momma Jokes ^_^ XD
Yo momma house so dirty, I thought she had shag carpet, but it was roaches.

Yo momma so fat, she can't even jump to a conclusion.

Yo momma so poor, I caught her using a food stamp in the gumball machine.

Yo momma so poor, she can't even put 2 cents into a conversation.

Yo momma so poor, she can't even pay attention.

Yo momma so ugly, she hasn't seen her own reflection.

Yo momma so ugly, they spanked her mom at birth.

Yo momma so ugly, she can't bear the thought of f*****g herself.

Yo momma so stupid, she thought that fruit punch was a gay boxer.

If you want more, you know what to do. If not, check my #3 mama joke post from yesterday...


By Sephiroth (My name is not your buisness)
Published: 9/27/2006
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