Best of Yo mama 3 (and more)

Even more of my favorites...and these are really good. (Continuing from Pete Kick's Best of...)
Check these out:

Yo mama so fat, her ass looks like 2 pigs fighting over a milk dud.

Yo mama so fat, when I asked for pigs in a blanket, she got back in bed.

Yo mama so ugly, Medusa's jealous.

Your snaps are so old, when my granddaddy heard that, he was still wearing a leather condom.

(If your car is insulted) It rides better than yo mama.

Yo mama so fat, she put on a pair of guess jeans and the answer popped out.

Want more? I'll e-mail more mama jokes, just send me a message.

Sephiroth112X@yahoo.com

OR

go to myspace.com

myspace.com/bladeofdarkness69

By Sephiroth (My name is not your buisness)
Published: 9/26/2006
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