Bear and Turtle

So, Mr. Bear and Mr. Turtle are walking down a trail in the woods. They happen upon a lake, and a golden frog floats up.

"Hey, I'm the Golden Frog. I grant wishes. Each of you gets three wishes."

So, Mr. Bear, striking upon the opportunity, says "I wish all the other bears in this forest were female."

Done

Mr. Turtle says "I wish I had a crashing helmet."

Done

Mr. Bear says, "I wish all the other bears in the neighboring forests were female."

Done

Mr. Turtle says "I wish I had a motorcycle"

Done

Mr. Bear was busy thinking how stupid Mr. Turtle was being, but wished his last wish "I wish all the other bears in the WORLD were female."

Done

Mr. Turtle revs up his motorcycle, smirks and says "I wish Mr. Bear was gay" and drives off into the sun.