Awesome Pickup Lines
So, you need to make a move before the moment is lost and that is NOW! Hurry up and get a few amazing pick up lines, to make hay while the sun shines!

Amazing Pick Up Lines
- Are you lost? Because heaven's a long way from here.
- I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away.
- Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy!
- If you were the new burger at McDonalds you would be the Mcgorgeous!
- Are you an interior decorator? When I saw you the room became beautiful.
- Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
- Is that top felt? [No] Would you like it to be?
- Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
- I'm addicted to yes, and I'm allergic to no. So what's it gonna be?
- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
- Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say... "I'm not really this tall....I'm sitting on my wallet."
- This is a test of the emergency pickup line service. Beeeeeeeeeep. If you had been any less beautiful, you would have just heard a bad pickup line.
- Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
- Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.
- I'm invisible. (Really?) Can you see me? (Yes) How about tomorrow night?
- You can fall off a building, you can fall out a tree, but baby, the best way to fall is in love with me.
- I have never had a dream come true until the day that I met you.
- You look like my first wife! (how many have you had?) None.
- If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.
- I know I'm not a grocery item but I can tell when you're checking me out.
- If beauty were sunlight, you'd shine from a million light-years away.
- Life without you would be like a broken pencil...pointless.
- Your body is a wonderland and I want to be Alice.
- I'm like chocolate pudding, I look like crap but I am as sweet as can be.
- Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.
- Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.
- Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!
- You say "I bet you $20 I can kiss you without using my lips." She says, "Bet's on." You kiss her then say, "I lost."
- You got something on your chest: my eyes.
- Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I'm here after.
- I don't know if you're beautiful or not, I haven't gotten past your eyes yet.
- What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
- Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.
- I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.
- I hope there's a fireman around, cause you're smokin'!
- You - "Did it hurt". The other person will naturally say "Did what hurt?", You - "When you fell from heaven."
- Excuse me, can you empty your pockets? I believe you have stolen my heart.
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