Answer-Genie

I actually came up with this joke on my own.
A man was walking through a thrift store when he found a genie lamp. After rubbing it, a genie popped out.

"Hello there," he said,"I am not a wish-granting genie, I am an answer genie. You may ask me three questions."
The man asked these questions:

1. What? Genie:"Hello there," he said,"I am not a wish-granting genie, I am an answer genie. You may ask me three questions."

2. Do I get another question? Genie: "No"

3. Dude, what the heck? Genie: "That counts."

By karl gilbert
Published: 3/20/2009		 Your Contributions: Tell us a Joke! You don't have to be a Buzzle.com author to contribute to Jokes and Funnies. Submit a piece of your own right now!
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