Anna Nicole Smith Marries Lawyer

By: Shannon Gossage

Is it possible that Anna Nicole Smith’s life just turned even more bizarre than it already was? It was reported that a mere two days after her longtime lawyer, friend, and lackey announced that he is the father of Smith’s newborn daughter the two reportedly tied the knot in a small ceremony. Smith and Stern were reportedly married yesterday morning on a catamaran in Nassau. It was reported that Smith wore a pink bikini and the couple celebrated their wedding with a "post-wedding swim party."

Smith gave birth to a baby girl named Dannielynn Hope on September 7. It was first reported that her ex-boyfriend Larry Birkhead was the father of the baby. Three days after the birth of her daughter, Smith’s 20-year old son Daniel passed away unexpectedly. The investigation into his death is ongoing although claims have been made that Daniel was killed by cardiac dysrhythmia which was allegedly caused by a lethal mix of methadone, Zoloft, and Lexapro.

As far as Smith and Stern’s relationship it has been rumored that the marriage is a "cover-up" as to who is really the father of Smith’s baby. A family law attroney reportedly told PerezHilton.com, "I am positive that the reason they got married is because under the family law in the Bahamas, if a person marries the mother after the birth of a child and acknowledges he is the natural father (which Howard Stern did on the Larry King show) – he is presumed under their laws to be the father of the child." Reportedly, Birkhead will not be able to file a paternity proceeding now that Stern has claimed to be the baby’s father and has married Smith. Crazy!