An SEO's Call - Google Help Me Find My Way Home!

Bugged by Google dance, keywords and rankings, I popped out to roam
Chilling out for hours, somehow I missed my road back home

Called up a friend and told him to get online,
Asked him to Google for my residential address line

Just last week I had optimized it,
Check it my friend! It should be in the top-10 list

No second page to browse a bit,
You will get it in the first page hit!

Do it fast, don't take a chance,
Get my address before the next Google dance

I'm sure you won't find any other website competitors at all,
Only one house have I - My be all and end all!