All About Your Mom
Old school jokes...
Yo mama is so old she used gang bang with the Hebrews.
Yo mama's so country she thought an elevator was a mobile home.
Your mama's so old she's in Jesus's yearbook.
Your mama's so ugly that when she was born instead of the doctor slapping her he slapped her mom.
Your mama's so ugly that her birth certificate was an apology to the condom factory.
Your mama's so ugly that I put her in the corner and fed her with a slingshot.
Your mama's so poor that when I walked into her house a cockroach tripped me and a rat stole my wallet.
Your mama's so ugly I had to tie a pork chop around her neck just so the dog could play with her.
Yo mama's so country she thought an elevator was a mobile home.
Your mama's so old she's in Jesus's yearbook.
Your mama's so ugly that when she was born instead of the doctor slapping her he slapped her mom.
Your mama's so ugly that her birth certificate was an apology to the condom factory.
Your mama's so ugly that I put her in the corner and fed her with a slingshot.
Your mama's so poor that when I walked into her house a cockroach tripped me and a rat stole my wallet.
Your mama's so ugly I had to tie a pork chop around her neck just so the dog could play with her.
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