A Scene of Hell
A story of what could be happening in the darkest depths of Hell right now. Characters include Satan, Adolf Hitler, Jerry Falwell, Karl Rove, and of course Ann Coulter. Very political. If you love politics you must read this, especially if you are a conservative!
The flames burn brightly against the immensely dark background of emptiness. The tormented souls cry out for salvation they'll never receive. Its too late now. This is their destiny. Among the criminals of humanity, Adolf Hitler and Jerry Falwell have teamed up to overtake Satan for the position of High Chancellor Lord of Hell. It is an election year and the polls show that it is a tight race. In fear of losing his seemingly untouchable reign of the underworld, Satan calls for help. He picks up his cell phone and dials the number of the only scum that can help him win. Karl Rove does not answer his phone, as he is busy at the moment licking the semen from a goat's anus that was left behind by Rupert Murdoch's Viagra-assisted mutated penis. Satan only has one alternative left.
In a moment of extreme desperation, Satan searches the Washington, D.C. phone book for the only one who could ever intimidate him. Someone so vile and low in morality, Satan himself trembles in fear of her powers of endless evil. Finally! There it is. He begins to dial the number as he reads it from the phonebook. A shrill and cold voice answers. Satan pauses for a minute. He had accomplished his goal of reaching her, his former protege. "What the fuck do you want? I'm about to do Hannity and Colmes motherfucker. I don't have time for this. What do you need?," the voice screams in aggravated anger.
"Ann... Ann I need your help. This is the only favor I will ever ask of you for all of eternity. I am in danger of losing the election and you are the only cunt in all of existence that is low and dirty to the extent you could challenge not only myself but Hitler and Falwell for the position of the shittiest and worst being of all-time."
Ann Coulter responds, "I will assist you under one condition, and you know what that one condition is. Do you agree to it?"
Satan lowered his head in pathetic defeat. "Yes Ann. You now have my soul."
In a moment of extreme desperation, Satan searches the Washington, D.C. phone book for the only one who could ever intimidate him. Someone so vile and low in morality, Satan himself trembles in fear of her powers of endless evil. Finally! There it is. He begins to dial the number as he reads it from the phonebook. A shrill and cold voice answers. Satan pauses for a minute. He had accomplished his goal of reaching her, his former protege. "What the fuck do you want? I'm about to do Hannity and Colmes motherfucker. I don't have time for this. What do you need?," the voice screams in aggravated anger.
"Ann... Ann I need your help. This is the only favor I will ever ask of you for all of eternity. I am in danger of losing the election and you are the only cunt in all of existence that is low and dirty to the extent you could challenge not only myself but Hitler and Falwell for the position of the shittiest and worst being of all-time."
Ann Coulter responds, "I will assist you under one condition, and you know what that one condition is. Do you agree to it?"
Satan lowered his head in pathetic defeat. "Yes Ann. You now have my soul."
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