A Real Pirate!
Good Times
A man walked into a bar and sat down to order a drink. He noticed a man sitting beside him with poofy cloths, an eye patch, a peg leg and a hook for a hand.
"Hey, are you a real pirate?!" said the man to the oddly dress man beside him.
"Arrrrrrr yes I be a Pirate." said the Pirate.
"Wow cool!. I have to ask you though. What happened to your leg?" said the man.
"Aargh... I went overboard in the Atlantic and me leg got bit off by a shark." said the Pirate.
"Ohhhh... But what happened to your hand?" said the man.
"I got in a sword fight in China and got cut off... Aaargh." said the Pirate.
"Ohhh alright. But what happened to your eye?" said the man.
"Arrrr... A bird shat in me eye." said the Pirate.
"What?! A bird shit in your eye and you lost your eye?" said the man.
"Argh no that was the first day I had me hook."
"Hey, are you a real pirate?!" said the man to the oddly dress man beside him.
"Arrrrrrr yes I be a Pirate." said the Pirate.
"Wow cool!. I have to ask you though. What happened to your leg?" said the man.
"Aargh... I went overboard in the Atlantic and me leg got bit off by a shark." said the Pirate.
"Ohhhh... But what happened to your hand?" said the man.
"I got in a sword fight in China and got cut off... Aaargh." said the Pirate.
"Ohhh alright. But what happened to your eye?" said the man.
"Arrrr... A bird shat in me eye." said the Pirate.
"What?! A bird shit in your eye and you lost your eye?" said the man.
"Argh no that was the first day I had me hook."
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