A Chinese Who Went To The Races
A joke.
A Chinese man was sitting in front of the TV reading a newspaper. His wife hit him on the head with a frying pan.
The man said "What did you do that for?"
The wife replied "I found a piece of paper in your back pocket. It has the name Mei-Mei on it."
The man said "That's the horse I bet on at the races last week."
The wife apologized and went on doing the laundry.
A few days later, his wife hit him on the head again.
He asked "What’s that for this time?"
His wife said "Your horse just phoned."
The man said "What did you do that for?"
The wife replied "I found a piece of paper in your back pocket. It has the name Mei-Mei on it."
The man said "That's the horse I bet on at the races last week."
The wife apologized and went on doing the laundry.
A few days later, his wife hit him on the head again.
He asked "What’s that for this time?"
His wife said "Your horse just phoned."
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