A Chinese Terrorist
A joke. WARNING: This may be VERY offensive to some audiences.
A man from Beijing went to an al-Qaeda training camp and volunteered to be a suicide bomber.
"Are you a Muslim?" asked the man in charge.
"No." answered the Chinese.
"Do you want to kill Americans?"
"No."
"Why do you want to become a suicide bomber?"
"I’ve been trying to get intimate with a woman for 40 years and have absolutely no luck. I heard I get 72 virgins after the mission."
"Indeed, you do. But first, you have to tell me a little about yourself and shave before going on the mission" said the al-Qaeda man.
After all that, the Chinese put on the bomb vest.
"The bomb will explore with any tampering with the vest, the explosives or the timer." said the al-Qaeda man.
"I understand." said the Chinese.
At the time when the bomb was set to go off, the al-Qaeda man said:
"My God! I forgot to give him 72 Viagra's."
"Are you a Muslim?" asked the man in charge.
"No." answered the Chinese.
"Do you want to kill Americans?"
"No."
"Why do you want to become a suicide bomber?"
"I’ve been trying to get intimate with a woman for 40 years and have absolutely no luck. I heard I get 72 virgins after the mission."
"Indeed, you do. But first, you have to tell me a little about yourself and shave before going on the mission" said the al-Qaeda man.
After all that, the Chinese put on the bomb vest.
"The bomb will explore with any tampering with the vest, the explosives or the timer." said the al-Qaeda man.
"I understand." said the Chinese.
At the time when the bomb was set to go off, the al-Qaeda man said:
"My God! I forgot to give him 72 Viagra's."
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