A Chinese Old Man in England
Lost in translation.
An old couple in Shanghai had been chatting online with another couple in the English countryside for years. One day, they agreed to swap residences for a month.
Finding clean air, serenity and little traffic at his destination, the Chinese old man wanted to take full advantage of his new surroundings. He decided to go for a leisurely drive. No more than 15 minutes on the road, his cell phone rang. His wife was on the line.
"Honorable husband, be very careful. I heard on the radio that a man is driving on the wrong side of the road."
"You no talking joke. There are tens and tens of them!"
Finding clean air, serenity and little traffic at his destination, the Chinese old man wanted to take full advantage of his new surroundings. He decided to go for a leisurely drive. No more than 15 minutes on the road, his cell phone rang. His wife was on the line.
"Honorable husband, be very careful. I heard on the radio that a man is driving on the wrong side of the road."
"You no talking joke. There are tens and tens of them!"
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