A Chinese Old Man in American
A great joke I heard.
A Chinese old man was enjoying a hamburger in a shopping mall in New York. He was constantly watching a teenager sitting not far from him. The teenager has spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. The teenager would look and find him staring every time.
When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically said "What's the matter old man. Nobody does anything wild like this in China?"
The old guy responded "That right. But I was in Woodstock 15 years ago. I got drunk at a concert and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son."
When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically said "What's the matter old man. Nobody does anything wild like this in China?"
The old guy responded "That right. But I was in Woodstock 15 years ago. I got drunk at a concert and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son."
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