A Chinese Little Boy

A joke.
A 3-year old Chinese boy was playing with a little girl.
"I have 2 of these." said the boy touching his eyes.
"I have 2 of these, too." said the little girl pointing at her eyes.
"I have one of this." said the boy pointing at his nose.
"I have one of this, too." said the girl.
"I have 2 of these." said the boy touching his nipples.
"I have 2 of these, too." said the girl.
"I have one of this." said the boy pointing at his belly button.
"Me too." said the little girl.
"I have one of this." said the little boy pulling open his underwear.
The little girl looked, screamed and ran home.
A few minutes later, she returned with a big smile and said,
"My mommy says if I have one of this, I can have lots of those."

   By Mark Lui MD
Published: 8/13/2009
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