A Chinese Joke

A joke for 20% of the people in the world.
Three beautiful young women were having coffee in a Starbucks. One was from Vienna, one from Nairobi and the other from Beijing. The woman from Vienna said "I’m dating a guy from my home town, a guy from Nairobi and a guy from Beijing. They are all equally handsome, smart and rich. They all have asked me to marry them. I just don’t know which one to pick."

"I have a reason to favor the guy from my home town. He can do the Vienna Waltz better than the other two." said the Austrian woman.
"I have one good reason why you should marry the Kenyan." said the woman from Nairobi.
"What?"
"Once you go black, you don’t go back."
"I have many good reasons why you should marry the Chinese." said the woman from Beijing.
"Such as..."
"1.3 billion can't be wrong."
   By Mark Lui MD
Published: 7/12/2009
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