A Chinese Golfer

A joke.
"I want to be a professional golfer when I grow up." a boy in Beijing told his uncle.
"How are you going to do that?" asked his uncle.
"I’ve been reading this book by Tiger Woods. I know everything in the book!"
"But, you have to actually golf and it’s very expensive to play on a golf course."
"I can sneak onto a golf course after it closes in the evening, only if...."
"If what?"
"If I have a 3-iron, a putter and a ball."
Impressed by his enthusiasm, his uncle bought him 2 used clubs and a ball.
That evening the boy went golfing and returned home very happy.
The next evening he made no attempt to go to the course.
"Why aren’t you going to practice some more?" asked his uncle.
"Yesterday I hit the ball into the trees. When I located my ball I found another ball sitting next to mine. So I took both balls home."
"That’s OK. Isn’t it?" asked his uncle.
"I saw a warning at the entrance of the club this morning."
"What warning?"
"It says ‘Any persons caught collecting lost balls will have their balls removed’."
   By Mark Lui MD
Published: 8/10/2009
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