A Chinese Blonde
A joke.
A Chinese peroxide blonde and several of her friends met a handsome man in a bar. The blonde and the man hit it off and left together.
"Did you go to bed with the hunk we met last night?" asked one of her friends the next morning.
"Yes. I did." the blonde whispered into the ear of her friend.
"Did you take any precaution?" her friend asked.
"Of course I did. I’m not stupid." the blonde answered.
"What did you do?"
"I didn’t tell him my real name."
"Did you go to bed with the hunk we met last night?" asked one of her friends the next morning.
"Yes. I did." the blonde whispered into the ear of her friend.
"Did you take any precaution?" her friend asked.
"Of course I did. I’m not stupid." the blonde answered.
"What did you do?"
"I didn’t tell him my real name."
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