A Chinese and Spielberg in a Bar
An award winning joke I heard....
A Chinese walked into a bar in Hollywood and saw Steven Spielberg. He rushed over and asked for his autograph.
Spielberg said, "No way. You Chinese attacked our naval base in Pearl Harbor."
The astonished Chinese replied, "It wasn't the Chinese who attacked Pearl Harbor. It was the Japanese". Spielberg replied, "Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese; no difference!"
The Chinese retorted, "You or a relative of yours sank the Titanic. My grandma was on that ship."
The shocked Spielberg replied, "It was an iceberg that sank the ship. It wasn’t me or a relation of mine."
The Chinese said, "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg; same thing!"
Spielberg said, "No way. You Chinese attacked our naval base in Pearl Harbor."
The astonished Chinese replied, "It wasn't the Chinese who attacked Pearl Harbor. It was the Japanese". Spielberg replied, "Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese; no difference!"
The Chinese retorted, "You or a relative of yours sank the Titanic. My grandma was on that ship."
The shocked Spielberg replied, "It was an iceberg that sank the ship. It wasn’t me or a relation of mine."
The Chinese said, "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg; same thing!"
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