A Chinese and an American in a Canadian Restaurant
3 kinds of tea. WARNING: The language may be offensive to some audiences.
A man from Beijing and a man from Houston went into a restaurant in Vancouver. They asked the waitress how many kinds of tea she has. She told them she has only one.
The Chinese said, "In Beijing, we have 3 kinds of tea."
"We have Jasmine. It’s 90% aroma and 10% substance."
"We have Oolong. It’s 10% aroma and 90% substance."
"We have Dragon Well. That’s preferred."
The American said, "In Houston, we have 3 kinds of tea."
"We have F-A-R tea. It’s 99% aroma and 1% substance."
"We have S-H-I tea. It’s 1% aroma and 99% substance."
"We have C-U-N tea. That’s preferred."
The Chinese said, "In Beijing, we have 3 kinds of tea."
"We have Jasmine. It’s 90% aroma and 10% substance."
"We have Oolong. It’s 10% aroma and 90% substance."
"We have Dragon Well. That’s preferred."
The American said, "In Houston, we have 3 kinds of tea."
"We have F-A-R tea. It’s 99% aroma and 1% substance."
"We have S-H-I tea. It’s 1% aroma and 99% substance."
"We have C-U-N tea. That’s preferred."
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