A Chinese, an American and an Iraqi

A joke you think you’ve heard.
A Chinese, an American and an Iraqi were marooned on a desert island.
One day, they found an antique bottle washed up the beach.
The Iraqi said "When we open the bottle, a genie will come out and grant us 3 wishes."
The American said "I doubt it. I heard about it but I’ve never seen it."
The Chinese said "There’s no such thing as a genie."
The Iraqi said "I’ll prove it to you. The genie will get me off this island."
The American said to the Iraqi "Let him go first. He’s going to wish us back here after we are off."

They opened the bottle. A genie came out and granted them 3 wishes.
The Chinese said "I want lots of food and wine."
The genie said "That’s two wishes."
The Chinese said "Get out of here. You call that two.... ... .. ."
   By Mark Lui MD
Published: 9/16/2009
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