A Chinese, A Jew And A Scot In Church
A joke. WARNING: This may be offensive to some audiences.
A Chinese, a Jew and a Scot was walking by a church on a Sunday.
The Scot said "Have you been inside a church?"
The Jew said "No."
The Chinese said "I don’t think I did."
The Scot said "Let’s go in to look around."
As soon as they got in, they found it was a special occasion and a donation of at least $10 is required on that day.
One fainted. The other two carried him out.
The Scot said "Have you been inside a church?"
The Jew said "No."
The Chinese said "I don’t think I did."
The Scot said "Let’s go in to look around."
As soon as they got in, they found it was a special occasion and a donation of at least $10 is required on that day.
One fainted. The other two carried him out.
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