60th Birthday Quotes

60th birthday is a milestone birthday and needs to be celebrated in a splendid way. Though turning 60 is a sign of entering old age, the age of the person is what he/she feels inside the heart. Many philosophers and famous personalities have coined their experiences of 60th birthdays through their quotes. These quotes and sayings can be used for greeting cards or cake inscriptions. So, if you are hosting one such 60th birthday party for your grandparent, then here are some funny quotes for 60th birthdays.

Quotes About 60th Birthday

A man of sixty has spent twenty years in bed and over three years in eating. - Arnold Bennett

Some people reach the age of sixty before others. - Lord Hood

What, start at this! when sixty years have spread
Their gray experience o'er thy hoary head?
Is this the all observing age could gain?
Or hast thou known the world so long in vain? - John Dryden

One starts to get young at the age of sixty and then it is too late. - Pablo Picasso

I wanted to show I had balls at age 60. Just because society says I'm old, doesn't mean that I am. I'm pursuing happiness, even if it makes the people around me unhappy. - Sylvester Stallone

If I had to live again I would do exactly the same thing. Of course I have regrets, but if you are 60 years old and you have no regrets then you haven't lived. - Christy Moore

Looking fifty is great... if you're sixty. - Joan Rivers

When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it happened or not. - Mark Twain

Though it sounds absurd, it is true to say I felt younger at sixty than I felt at twenty. - Ellen Glasgow

After a man passes sixty, his mischief is mainly in his head. - Washington Irving

The only time you really live fully is from thirty to sixty. The young are slaves to dreams; the old servants of regrets. Only the middle-aged have all their five senses in the keeping of their wits. - Hervey Allen

Study until twenty five, investigate until forty, profession until sixty, at which age I would have him retired on a double allowance. - Sir William Osler

At his wife's 60th birthday party in Jackson Hole, Wyoming, Dick Cheney had a huge steak and battered onion rings for dinner. Afterward he met with 100 donors, not campaign donors, heart donors. - Jay Leno

I'm sixty years of age. That's 16 Celsius. - George Carlin

On my 60th birthday my wife gave me a superb birthday present. She let me win an argument. - Anonymous

Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternative. - Maurice Chevalier

To me old age is always fifteen years older than I am. - Bernard Baruch

The seven ages of man: spills, drills, thrills, bills, ills, pills and wills. - Richard John Needham

Young men think old men are fools; but old men know young men are fools. - George Chapman

The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off. - Abe Lemons

So, now when you know some funny and witty 60th birthday quotes, use them for writing on cards and cakes and see a smile on the birthday boy/girl. Good Luck!