Something New

I wish you'd be smart
With this relationship's art
But you just keep on making
Theses mistakes, my heart's breaking

Part of me is an older brother
Who wants to just be happy with another
With someone of whom I can approve
A happiness that can't be removed

Part of me is your best friend
Who wants to be able to defend
Your man, your lover, when he's brought into question
I'd love to watch your love's transgression

However you keep making the same errors
Stories of your exes become those of terror
I want you to wait to find someone good
Someone who'd treat you the way he should

Please stop these flings with these tools
Who only ever end up being cruel
Why not a good guy, simple and quiet
I bet that with him you'd have a riot

The old beaus need to be left behind
Of these old jerks you need not mind
Just move one and try to smile
I'd love to see that just once in a while

Please now, you owe me. I've been here so long
If just this one thing I could get along
I'm just an old friend who's been here forever
I just want you to stop with these pricks whatsoever