Thursday's Football Transfer Rumours - Carlos Tevez to Manchester City?
Tevez to Man City | Man Utd to buy two young defenders | Chelsea still after Robinho | Spurs in for Jakupovic | Blackburn want Kameni
It's St George's Day today, folks! So let's take this opportunity to list the things that put the Great into, er, England.
The green-ness.The pleasantness.The land.The best league in the world.The best team in the world, Manchester United, starring Portugal's Cristiano Ronaldo, Scotland's Darren Fletcher and Ireland's Wayne Rooney, but not for much longer Argentina's Carlos Tevez, who is off to one of Internazionale, Juventus, Real Madrid, Chelsea or, and you'll like this, Manchester City.The way it swings like a pendulum do.The bobbies on bicycles, two by two.Westminster Abbey.The tower of Big Ben.The rosy red cheeks of the nation's 43 million functioning alcoholics.The rosy purple cheeks of Manchester United boss Alex Ferguson, who is planning bids for 17-year-old Corinthians centre-half Jose Rodolfo Pires Ribeiro Dodo and Valladolid's 16-year-old defender Victor Mongil.The close proximity to picturesque foreign tourist destinations such as Scotland, Wales, Ireland, France, Cornwall and Yorkshire.Mancunian entrepreneur Sheikh Mansour Bin Zayed al-Nahyan, whose Manchester City have been promised by Robinho that he's staying put in the summer, despite interest from Chelsea.Good old Lahndahn Tahn.Taxi drivers who have done The Knowledge.Taxi drivers who have done The Ignorance.Amusing jokes about the dearth of goalkeeping talent in Scotland.Blackburn Rovers thinking about getting shot of Paul Robinson in favour of Espanyol's Carlos Kameni.Tottenham Hotspur thinking about purchasing, not England No1 David James, but Lokomotiv Moscow keeper Eldin Jakupovic.Jon Gaunt, whose existence might not make you thankful to be English, but does at least make you thankful to be you.Richard Littlejohn, whose existence might not make you thankful to be English, but does at least make you thankful to be you.Garry Bushell, whose etc, and so on, and so forth.
What a glorious nation!
Have you heard any transfer rumors? Post them below if you have. God bless us all!
The green-ness.The pleasantness.The land.The best league in the world.The best team in the world, Manchester United, starring Portugal's Cristiano Ronaldo, Scotland's Darren Fletcher and Ireland's Wayne Rooney, but not for much longer Argentina's Carlos Tevez, who is off to one of Internazionale, Juventus, Real Madrid, Chelsea or, and you'll like this, Manchester City.The way it swings like a pendulum do.The bobbies on bicycles, two by two.Westminster Abbey.The tower of Big Ben.The rosy red cheeks of the nation's 43 million functioning alcoholics.The rosy purple cheeks of Manchester United boss Alex Ferguson, who is planning bids for 17-year-old Corinthians centre-half Jose Rodolfo Pires Ribeiro Dodo and Valladolid's 16-year-old defender Victor Mongil.The close proximity to picturesque foreign tourist destinations such as Scotland, Wales, Ireland, France, Cornwall and Yorkshire.Mancunian entrepreneur Sheikh Mansour Bin Zayed al-Nahyan, whose Manchester City have been promised by Robinho that he's staying put in the summer, despite interest from Chelsea.Good old Lahndahn Tahn.Taxi drivers who have done The Knowledge.Taxi drivers who have done The Ignorance.Amusing jokes about the dearth of goalkeeping talent in Scotland.Blackburn Rovers thinking about getting shot of Paul Robinson in favour of Espanyol's Carlos Kameni.Tottenham Hotspur thinking about purchasing, not England No1 David James, but Lokomotiv Moscow keeper Eldin Jakupovic.Jon Gaunt, whose existence might not make you thankful to be English, but does at least make you thankful to be you.Richard Littlejohn, whose existence might not make you thankful to be English, but does at least make you thankful to be you.Garry Bushell, whose etc, and so on, and so forth.
What a glorious nation!
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