Wednesday's Football Transfer Rumours: Bobby Zamora to Villarreal?

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You don't really need contrived introductory gags (sic) when you've got the rumour that Bobby Zamora is wanted by Villarreal, do you?

Bobby Zamora?!

To Villarreal?!

In other news, if Sunderland stay up, they will sign Darren Bent in the summer.

Sunderland will not be signing Darren Bent in the summer.

Bobby Zamora?!!

LOL!!!!

David Moyes' long-standing fixation with Sporting Lisbon's Joao Moutinho shows no sign of going away. When he isn't fixing someone with the scariest eyes in the history of scary eyes, Moyes will again twiddle his fingers and seriously consider a £12m offer in the summer.

Bobby Zamora?!!!

Manchester City's brilliant youngster Daniel Sturridge is wanted by Chelsea and Aston Villa.

Chelsea and Aston Villa don't want Bobby Zamora, because he's neither young nor brilliant.

Villarreal do, though, because he once controlled a ball. And he's scored three goals in the last two Premier League seasons.

Three goals!

In two seasons!

And one of them was against Derby!

So, just to clarify: Villarreal want Bobby Zamora?!!!

Bye!

© Guardian News & Media 2008
Published: 4/8/2009
 
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