Yo Mama Jokes

Yo mama so poor, she chases the garbage truck with a grocery list.

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to put m'ms in alphabetical order.

Yo mama so fat, she makes free willy look like a tic-tac.

Yo mama so fat, when god said, "Let there be light!" she had to move over.

Yo mama is like a shotgun, one c**k, she blows.

Yo mama is like a meat locker, everyone stores meat in her.

Yo mama is like an Xbox, she gets turned on by little kids.

Yo mama so stupid, she has to study for a drug test.

Yo mama so fat,, the last time she saw 90210 was on the weight scale.

Yo mama so fat, when she saw a bus full of white people, she yelled, "Stop that twinkie!!!"

Yo mama so hairy whenever she pulls her pants down they play "welcome to the jungle".

and more to come!