Manchester City v Chelsea - Live!

What this eejit wants is this: City to become the "Virgin of Asia and the world", whatever that means; specially branded Manchester City cars (presumably with collapsing doors and square wheels); restaurants called City Eating; a range of City isotonic beverages ("City Powered, City Energy and City 24/7", he's actually seriously thought about this, hasn't he); funny City Flowers which you'd better not smell unless you want to get drenched by City Water; and a PREMIER LEAGUE WITH A MAXIMUM OF 14 TEAMS IN IT AND NO PROMOTION OR RELEGATION. Suddenly Peter Kenyon doesn't look quite as objectionable as he once did. This is some feat, right here.



It's a showdown between the two richest clubs in the world (not counting QPR), so we might as well talk about money, I guess. Oh look, here's a copy of A New Model for Partnership in Football by Garry Cook, executive clown, Manchester City.