Yo Mamma Jokes

Here are some Yo mamma jokes me and my friends made up....
Yo Mamma so fat she doesn't need the internet to go worldwide

Yo mamma so old I walked through her front door and tripped over her back fence

Yo mamma so fat when someone asks to shake her hand she has to give directions

Yo mamma so fat she has to use a mattress as a tampon

Yo mamma so dumb she thought Taco Bell was a Mexican phone company

By Dick Kcid
Published: 6/6/2008		 Your Contributions: Tell us a Joke! You don't have to be a Buzzle.com author to contribute to Jokes and Funnies. Submit a piece of your own right now!
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