Yo Mama

Some awesome jokes...please read them
Yo mama so fat she lives two miles away from the subway but she’s like jarred two steps away!

Yo mama so celery I dipped her in peanut butter and she got sticky!

Yo mama so fat, Fat Albert sold her the rights to say hey hey hey!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yo mama so stupid I rang the doorbell and she checked the microwave and said oooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh the chickens ready

By james zondervan
Published: 5/5/2008

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